The Full & Complete Text of "Zlothello"

Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:23 am by Wolf_Demon

thats y i skipped, posted, read, posted.

A note to freighter fighter: I STOPPED A MONTH AGO!!
oops!! sorry Fear Factor
"Turn left at fork in road......
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!"

Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:32 am by Sir Spectre

BTW, if any of you want to see the research I did for the characters in this play look to the 4th page of my Audition thread.

I'm sure you'll agree I spent a good amount of time deciding on the proper roles for each person who wanted to be in this play. And remember, the play, the auditon notes, everything is all in good humour!

Sir Spectre

.... Time passes too quickly to be enjoyed and too slowly to be endured.

Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:38 am by Wolf_Demon

spectre
look at how many post u have in auditions thread
*popularity alert!!*
*popularity alert!!*
*popularity alert!!*
*popularity alert!!*

A note to freighter fighter: I STOPPED A MONTH AGO!!
oops!! sorry Fear Factor
"Turn left at fork in road......
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!"

Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:00 am by RILMS

A very good play indeed. I was quite admused.

And now on to....

RILMS' Fave Lines

Freighterick: Yay, but one can always assimilate more. I do wonder what I shall do for our first date, when time comes around. I would need to dazzle such a beauty as she. Perhaps I could wear a suit of armor to our first lover's escapade.

Zlo: ...While many a year in the scouts, he has not led an expedition into the forest, nor fought a wildebeast with only a pocket knife.

Nickless: Is that even legal? *Refering to Gromitello marrying Eraser's son*

Desdenuba: --But he is my husband and to him I am bound as a devoted wife. His bindings be greater for he has handcuffs for which to clasp me to our bed.

Tawakalna: From the north, our enemy does approach to lay siege to our Town Forum. In the morning you are to go to our naval stronghold to take up defense against the Penguins.
Gromitello: Penguins come from Antarctica, 'tis in the south.
Tawakalna: Aye, I meant south.
Nickless: Actually, it be the Dutch who approach.
Tawakalna: Yay, truth be told, the Dutch approach from the south.
Nickless: The north.
Tawakalna: The north. Go to the island of Cyprus where your command is needed.
Nickless: Nobody knows where Holland is, "it's somewhere in Europe," they say! Damn tourists!

Tawakalna: If it be necessary, yes. I be off to my penguin for cheese and my trousers. Good night, gentlemen and lady.

The entier part where everyone is "good"

Jedierrant: You will rue the day you treat me this way. Am I not your significant other? And not am I a faceless stormtrooper. I have no wish to be chewed up and spit upon the ground. Never have you given me a Star Wars keepsake.
Zlo: I gave thee the NCC-1701 Enterprise Christmas tree ornament.

Rilmsio: Have ye noticed that there be but one Ale in this town?

Rilmsio: I wonder why it be that we have but one ale. We see to ships that gather from all ports of the known world, can there not be more than one ale brought for our enbibement?
Zlo: Drink it up, for if we vanquish our stock perhaps they will bring new liquors to replenish that which we have finished.
Rilmsio: I likest the way you think, Zlo. Ale ... the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
Zlo: Correct you are.
Rilmsio: So, let us all drink and solve our problems.

Rilmsio: We are separated, her and I, but still we be friends with, shall I say ... benefits.

Freighterick: I can offer her a challenge to a game of Monopoly!

Gowerspaul: I now be left alone to clean up the mess on my own. And this be like the duties I have been offered to take in another town forum. Dammit!

Sir Spectre: I will not play it a comedy for as long you shall live.[/quote

Life: No one gets out alive.

Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:58 am by milkshape

Can you change DeathHawk to Milkshape 409.I changed my name.

Milkshape 409.

Fri Oct 10, 2003 9:37 am by freighter fighter

Zlo! a pox on thee, but now, i must away to plot my revenge

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:34 am by Nickless V2

*Gives a standing ovation while wiping the tears from his eyes. Both of laughter aswel of sorrow for the sad ending*

I knew you could do it Spec. I had a blast reading it.

And for your info, there was a Dutch Armada. it just wasn't called an Armada (That's Spanish) but I'm sure you know.

And your quick "cameo" on the end was magnificent

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Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:39 am by freighter fighter

yeah there was a dutch fleet that sailed up to chatham dockyard on the river medway and destroyed the dockyard in 1783 i think it was

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:36 pm by Nickless V2

The Dutch fleet was once the strongest in the world. That was before George Bush of course

Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:55 pm by Sir Spectre

First I knew Armada was the Spanish term. And as for the Dutch, I knew they had the East India Company which was at the time the greatest collection of ships. But from my schooling all other Dutch references have been lost. So look to that joke as a failure of the school system, I mean besides Nickless who even knows where Holland is or cares for that matter.

Sir Spectre

Who was the penguin in trousers with whom she was to have sinned?
-- From the play "Zlothello"

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 10-10-2003 16:56:17

Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:01 pm by LV38_Eagle

Youv'e done it again Spectre, that was brilliant.

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If there is anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot immediately ~ (Zaphod Beeblebrox - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:18 pm by Gowserpaul

*cheers loudly* thank you Sir Spectre for those wonderfull lines, i hope we can work together again

"Make it so Number One"
Captain Picard 'Star Trek the Next Generation'

Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:05 pm by Nickless V2

I mean besides Nickless who even knows where Holland is or cares for that matter.

I sometimes wish even I don't know where Holland is...

Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:24 pm by Killzone

Nice...shame I changed me name...
But good work mate...LTM

Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:57 pm by Sir Spectre

Milkshape:

Can you change DeathHawk to Milkshape 409.I changed my name.

I noticed that before I posted the story. I thought you did it to hide yourself from either being in the story or from the moderators. I wasn't sure, so I didn't want to draw undue attention to you, so I kept it as DeathHawk.

Renegade:

Nice...shame I changed me name...
But good work mate...LTM

Are you Zlo? Uba?

Sir Spectre

Who was the penguin in trousers with whom she was to have sinned?
-- From the play "Zlothello"

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 10-10-2003 18:58:26

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