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The Full & Complete Text of "Zlothello"

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:35 pm

Grom said,


I decided to pop the question before she comes to her senses


Good plan! It's rare that we find a woman that puts up with a man's.....habits, good luck!

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Fri Oct 17, 2003 8:40 pm

@Gromit, maybe you should wait till you're married before showing her anything about a past marriage to a man.


Sir Spectre


Like Master Yoda's speak, Olde English is, yes? Hehmmmmhaha!
-- From the play "Zlothello"

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 17-10-2003 21:40:30

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 3:59 am

I wonder why Bargib didn't make a forum for posting plays like this. It woulda be great! Maybe I can post a play I've been planning for a very long time...

P.S. : I accidentally used cybernecromancy to revive this thread. Go on, flame me if you want to

Edited by - Deathbringer203847587 on 4/4/2004 5:01:49 AM

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:19 am

why stop at flaming, lets just kill him

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:27 am

I'll serve him to you personally on a plate for grave digging if I knew where he lived...

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:38 am

@ff & Nickless, you two should be ashamed of yourselves. Spamming like that when someone made an on-topic post, albeit belated, but worse yet, it's not like the original poster isn't here to come back to the conversation. I am that poster. So sod off!

@DB, you can post anything you want (within reason) in Off-Topic. I don't think a private forum for writings such as these would make it. I only had so much enthusiasm to write four plays, I wil not be writing more.

Sir S

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:40 am

heh, wow, this is old....i think the reason why gibby didnt do somthin like that is because there are so few writings (including the fanfics) and modt of those arent done...

*i removed the chain letter from my sig*

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:05 pm

So true Wolfy, so true

*** The Titan flies like a cow ***
Fight like a Warlord

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 3:48 pm

Any sequels in the works? How about "The Merry Wives of Mustang", or "Two Gentlemen of Tawakalnia", or even "The Taming of the Esquilax"?

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 3:54 pm

Here are some ideas: "Dances with wolfy", "A midsummer nights thread", "The n00b and the moderator", "The day the site stood still". Just ideas, even though you said you were through with plays. I think you're planning a grand finale and you wanna suprise us.

Signature? What's that?

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 3:58 pm

* Whips out Aranic Heat Inducer*
Sombody Say 'Flame'?

LOL esq and steve, pretty funny, how about
'the day the admin stood still'?

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:09 pm

*Shakes head, and then picks up shotgun* Clear off you shameless imitators! . Besides, they are supposed to be Shakespearean titles! "A midsummer nights thread" is getting there.

Edited by - esquilax on 4/4/2004 5:09:44 PM

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:17 pm

Why Don't you all clear off???
It was stated along time ago by Sir Spectre Himself that he would make no-more plays!

I only had so much enthusiasm to write four plays, I wil not be writing more.
If you wish Those plays to happen, Write ahead. We won't stop you, but for Any God's sake.. Stop Spamming and Bury This Thread again. OK??

__________________________________________________________
Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams

'Cos it's strange innit??, whenever you stand in a Library and go AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
People stare at you, Whenever you do it in an Aeroplane everyone joins in.. - Tommy Cooper


Edited by - Locutus on 4/4/2004 5:18:00 PM

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:42 pm

@Loc

It was stated along time ago by Sir Spectre Himself that he would make no-more plays!

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I only had so much enthusiasm to write four plays, I wil not be writing more.
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It wasn't a long time ago, it was today.

But I don't mind these mock titles, they're rather humourous.

Who was it that came up with the title "The Rape of Lancers Reactor" after Mullet appeared for a short spamfest? Obviously taken from Shakespeare's "The Rape of Lucrecia."

Sir S

Post Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:52 pm

I dont know, but thats what i really should have called 'mullets drainpipe' eh?

EDIT- I hate 2 things, popups, and saving the wrong password, and both are happening to ME RIGHT NOW!!

Edited by - autoedit at 4/4/2004 17:49

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