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Tell us why Hispania was ditched (comedic)
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Sat Jul 19, 2003 2:00 pm
Nah it wasn't Rimmer, it was Lister. They were happily trundling along until Lister on a drunken juant plunged Red Dwarf through the ship and went out through the side and bick in through the front!
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There is no Silicon Heaven[! But where do all the calculators go ?
You could no more evade my wrath... than you could your own shadow[!
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There is no Silicon Heaven[! But where do all the calculators go ?
You could no more evade my wrath... than you could your own shadow[!
Sat Jul 19, 2003 3:21 pm
In the into,the laser(orange one
)of the US,UK,German and Japan hit the Hispania.The Hispania: HEY,WATCH YOUR FIRE!!!!It hit the core but nothing happen until some wake up by no why peed to the core and,you know,KABOOM,BOOM,BOOMHACKBOMBOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you see a sabre blowing up everying,it's me.
SIJ
)of the US,UK,German and Japan hit the Hispania.The Hispania: HEY,WATCH YOUR FIRE!!!!It hit the core but nothing happen until some wake up by no why peed to the core and,you know,KABOOM,BOOM,BOOMHACKBOMBOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you see a sabre blowing up everying,it's me.
SIJ
Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:19 pm
it was the cardamine
crewmember: - i c a nice far little planet where we can land
maincaptain: - we go and land their for a good diner
crewmember: - shall i wake everybody
captain: - y not... and i set autopilot to that planet
- silence -
- entering suncorona -
captain: - activate landing-engines
- only it's to bad it isn't a planet but a star where they landed -
crewmember: - i c a nice far little planet where we can land
maincaptain: - we go and land their for a good diner
crewmember: - shall i wake everybody
captain: - y not... and i set autopilot to that planet
- silence -
- entering suncorona -
captain: - activate landing-engines
- only it's to bad it isn't a planet but a star where they landed -
Sat Jul 19, 2003 10:38 pm
Why exacltly is this page so wide on my browser?
A bunch of people were addicted to cardamine...the outcasts
Then they realised that cardamine was found on Malta which no human had ever set foot on before and so went crazy.
The threw out the non-addicts (corsairs) and decided to fly there themselves.
Because they were addicted to a drug no human had taken before they had huge withdrawl symptons and decided to end it all by crashing into that planet ahead.
Luckily it turned out to be Malta.
And they all lived happily ever after...
"I'm not a Corsair, I just spend my time taking work from them"
Child of the Hispania- http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1404122
A bunch of people were addicted to cardamine...the outcasts
Then they realised that cardamine was found on Malta which no human had ever set foot on before and so went crazy.
The threw out the non-addicts (corsairs) and decided to fly there themselves.
Because they were addicted to a drug no human had taken before they had huge withdrawl symptons and decided to end it all by crashing into that planet ahead.
Luckily it turned out to be Malta.
And they all lived happily ever after...
"I'm not a Corsair, I just spend my time taking work from them"
Child of the Hispania- http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1404122
Mon Jul 21, 2003 4:25 pm
The ship contained Al-Quaida members....
or the Navigator was Osama bin Laden's decendent....
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or the Navigator was Osama bin Laden's decendent....
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Mon Jul 21, 2003 8:57 pm
Overheard 800 years ago on the surface of Crete: "Hispania cracked up.....no it didn't. Can you define the mean of the word "cracked" please? I did not have relations with that ship."
******
First the Hispania went to Liberty, but it was Claimed...then Bretonia, and Rhienland. When it got to Kusari, the captain was overheard saying (Think "Office Space" here ppl) - Dammit, if they make me move this damn ship one more time, Im gonna blow it up.
Few minutes later...."Dammit, that's it...I'm just gonna blow it up
******
It was supposed to be a THREE HOUR TOUR!
Hail Ceasar! Leader of the Free Peoples of the Holy Roman Empire, defender to the lower ranked and faith, lover of monkies (but not those DAMN DIRTY APES!). God Save Ceasar - or the screamer behind him will! Hail Ceasar!!!
******
First the Hispania went to Liberty, but it was Claimed...then Bretonia, and Rhienland. When it got to Kusari, the captain was overheard saying (Think "Office Space" here ppl) - Dammit, if they make me move this damn ship one more time, Im gonna blow it up.
Few minutes later...."Dammit, that's it...I'm just gonna blow it up
******
It was supposed to be a THREE HOUR TOUR!
Hail Ceasar! Leader of the Free Peoples of the Holy Roman Empire, defender to the lower ranked and faith, lover of monkies (but not those DAMN DIRTY APES!). God Save Ceasar - or the screamer behind him will! Hail Ceasar!!!
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