The Pilot was Sahid al Sahaf: There is no radiation you infidel pigs! That is no sun corona!
Cardamine is the light in our lives! There is no hullbreach eminent! You will all die in a vacsuit on an astroid!
There are no Nomads in our system!


The Titan Flies Like A Cow

One of the geezers was playing russian roulette with a sunslayer launcher.....

Some Junkers told the Hispania to drop it's cargo. Since it was only carrying cryo-pods it dropped half of them. Because no-one wants to buy frozen spaniards, they were left to drop on Crete. When the rest of the crew woke up in orbit of Malta and realised what their crappy ship had done, they abandonned it and tried to shoot it to pieces (how alse would you explain the large debris field around it's wreck?).




---Everything is evolution---

See, the crew accidentally put Spanish VerdeXX hot sauce on the engines and they flew at 99999999999999999k into a natural minefield of highly explosive poo (hence the "dust" cloud)

I AM BIG! I AM STRONG!I AM........... WWWWIIIIILLLLDDDD!!!!!!!

Justinian writes

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"It was supposed to be a THREE HOUR TOUR!"

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funniest yet IMO

lmao

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~ My other signature is a Ferrari ~

It turns out that the Alliance/Colition War had gone on so long that by the time sleeper ships were built the year was 2999, and the Spainish were all too busy at a siesta that they forgot the Milenium Bug software!
So, as the clock ticked over, the ships AI went crazy and thought it had turned into a moth and flew into the brightest thing it could find, ie. very big sun.
Result = Ouch!

The navigator had to go to a remote station and was overhead saying as the ship flew into a gravitational riptide....

"Can you hear me now?"



Hail Ceasar! Leader of the Free Peoples of the Holy Roman Empire, defender to the lower ranked and faith, lover of monkies (but not those DAMN DIRTY APES!). God Save Ceasar - or the screamer behind him will! Hail Ceasar!!!

Its hespania not hispanics and it is in the game in one of the omicron systems u guys should try looking at the damn map because it says hespania debri field and hespania when u get close enough but its a total wreck and it had the spanish on board not the god damned french.

P.S. u can actually dock with it "gasp"

Edited by - Jedei on 30-07-2003 09:36:03

First of all, it's not "hespania", it's "Hispania" with the sideways "S" on top of the "n". (I forget what it's called). Second of all, no one said that the Hispania was carrying the French. Third of all, (but not all that important) the Hispania is indeed in one of the Omicron systems; Omicron Alpha to be exact. And fourth of all, if you would like to survive in the real world, I suggest you watch what you say. Zamboni requested that no political or racial comments be made,

"Please don't post any racial or political comments."

and the language you used was "god damned french", I believe?

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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.

Maybe they couldnt afford cryo-freezers, so they used 21st Century freezers instead. But when they (suprise suprise) failed, they decided to pass the time away with a traditional bull run (where they let loose a bull and try to stop it mauling them to pieces).Unfortunately, the bull tripped and fell into the reactor core, shutting down the engines and spraying minced beef out of the thrusters.

During their lunch time siesta, one of the crew found a small tin under the toilet with some writing on the lid:

Caution: this product has caused some laboratory rats to rip through their cages, fly across the room and brutally murder hundreds of innocent people - shake well before using.

unfortunately he couldn't read English...

I was on the sleeper ship dordogne!!!!! <//>
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The hispania broke down because it was made in CHINA

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{ MADE IN CHINA }
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HISPANIA

Tell me to Commit suicide and i'll do it.

One name rings a bell:

Hal 9000

"What are you doing, Carlos?"

Poison From The Past

Fidel Castro got on board and sparked a communist revolution. The ship got damaged and the two sides became the Outcasts and the Corsairs.

The last word is mine. Always.