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Tell us why Hispania was ditched (comedic)
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Tue Apr 08, 2003 9:57 pm
One of the sleepers had amnesia and forgot where he was. He opened a window for some "nice, fresh, Madrid air" then WOOSH. In an effort to keep the rest of the ship pressurized, they were forced to close all emergency hatches, seperating the Bridge from teh rest of the ship. The autopilot kept going, until it finaly malfunctioned and stopped by planet malta. The many who got sucked were wearing space suits, so they floated around until they reached Crete
-From the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell; one, the Protecter; sees all, knows all, defends the innocent.
-From the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell; one, the Protecter; sees all, knows all, defends the innocent.
Tue Apr 08, 2003 10:05 pm
Just like "La Sagrada Familia" they never finished building the sleeper ship.
--- Opinions are like asshole. We all have them, and some stink. -argonus
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--- Opinions are like asshole. We all have them, and some stink. -argonus
Join the army against the Chaos
An offer you cannot refuse
Wed Apr 09, 2003 12:46 am
"YOU NINCOMPOOPS! YOU'VE USED ALL THE CRYOGENICS TO MAKE ICE CREAM!"
Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless
Officer: "Freelancer, what happened to the transport you were escorting?"
Me: "He told me my ship looked wierd...I invited him to have intimate relations with my SunSlayer"
Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless
Officer: "Freelancer, what happened to the transport you were escorting?"
Me: "He told me my ship looked wierd...I invited him to have intimate relations with my SunSlayer"
Wed Apr 09, 2003 1:56 am
it was cinco de mayo!!! wine all around, till some guy decided to shoot of some firecrackers....
Phoenix out
From this celestial bough all but one did fall into the pitiless fires of reach.
A soldier’s ignominy to have dreamt while his brothers bled. But oh, for the rest of us his shame was our salvation.
Phoenix out
From this celestial bough all but one did fall into the pitiless fires of reach.
A soldier’s ignominy to have dreamt while his brothers bled. But oh, for the rest of us his shame was our salvation.
Wed Apr 09, 2003 9:15 am
in response to spAz... and his titanic..
hispanic banged into the small planet (name?) beside malta and blew her chimneys off and *sank* there. and everyone abandoned ship and they space-swam to Malta.. and others, got sucked into a space storm and ended up in cadiz and ronneburg.
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presently, my world is upside down, so if u do not mind, u'll have to tok to my a$$
hispanic banged into the small planet (name?) beside malta and blew her chimneys off and *sank* there. and everyone abandoned ship and they space-swam to Malta.. and others, got sucked into a space storm and ended up in cadiz and ronneburg.
presently, my world is upside down, so if u do not mind, u'll have to tok to my a$$
Wed Apr 09, 2003 9:33 am
columbus: ...Sirius ??!!
1st oficier: yes sir !
Columbus: Weren't we suppose to discover America ?
1st oficier :uhhhhh !!
Columbus: Darn it ! Turn around lads !
boatsman: Watch out at that asteroid !
Columbus: What's an asteroid ??!!
Kaboom !!!
Columbus (dying): Preety little green stars...
1st oficer (dying also): Is a green dwarf sir...
life sux ...and then ...you die
1st oficier: yes sir !
Columbus: Weren't we suppose to discover America ?
1st oficier :uhhhhh !!
Columbus: Darn it ! Turn around lads !
boatsman: Watch out at that asteroid !
Columbus: What's an asteroid ??!!
Kaboom !!!
Columbus (dying): Preety little green stars...
1st oficer (dying also): Is a green dwarf sir...
life sux ...and then ...you die
Wed Apr 09, 2003 11:14 am
It's simple
Some of the crew made the discovery that eating "fragrant" foods tends to make people want to seperate you from the rest of them (hence: The Outcasts) - however, in a zero-g environment, the smell remained all over the ship. Desperate to get rid of the smell, the Corsairs attacked the Outcasts on board ship, and some guy accidentally (honest it was an accident) shot the Power Core on the Hispania.
I would like to mention that his descendants have been doomed to live in Planet Primus for the rest of their lives
Some of the crew made the discovery that eating "fragrant" foods tends to make people want to seperate you from the rest of them (hence: The Outcasts) - however, in a zero-g environment, the smell remained all over the ship. Desperate to get rid of the smell, the Corsairs attacked the Outcasts on board ship, and some guy accidentally (honest it was an accident) shot the Power Core on the Hispania.
I would like to mention that his descendants have been doomed to live in Planet Primus for the rest of their lives
Wed Apr 09, 2003 6:49 pm
You are missing the truth.
The Hispania was built by the lowest bidder....Ford Motor Company....It just lived up to the Ford reputation......
Found On Road Dead
-Arg
Something Awful
The Hispania was built by the lowest bidder....Ford Motor Company....It just lived up to the Ford reputation......
Found On Road Dead
-Arg
Something Awful
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