well they left the earth without a plunger long sleep very long wake up crap toliets over flowed

To many hoilday makers sneaked on board had 1 too many partys and messed the engine

they thought 4 was enough

presently, my world is upside down, so if u do not mind, u'll have to tok to my a$$

I heard that the installation of the little dingleberries around the view ports went good. The hydraulics to make the ship jump up and down went smoothly as well. Even the bright purple paint job with the yellow pin-striping looked good. But when they installed the 6million watt stereo with the 100yard sub-woofer it just rattled the ship apart when they cranked it up to 8.

It is the sad result of what can happen when the bridge watch falls asleep as Blind Pew the ships Janitor comes in to clean.

what can I say? Americans and their friendly fires...

Dude, where's my Super Star Destroyer?

i heard rimmer was left in charge and the ships AI eventually committed suicide causing the impending doom of the ship.....

hispanics had one of their tantrums

presently, my world is upside down, so if u do not mind, u'll have to tok to my a$$

The ship controls were accidentally made in french. The crew had to abandon ship, or they would have started wearing berets.

Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless

Officer: "Freelancer, what happened to the transport you were escorting?"
Me: "He told me my ship looked wierd...I invited him to have intimate relations with my SunSlayer"

The pilot was making his "siesta"....

They only loaded Real Madrid and Barcelona fans to it... in fact it's still the issue between Corsairs and the Outcasts

The AI was accidentally programmed to only like hiphop music, and the crew played too much mariachi music, so the AI activated the autodestruct and jettisoned the main computer core near the robot planet. Over the years the ship drifted and fell into a spatial slipstream, got tossed around in the energy eddies, then got thrown out and set adrift much closer to the other houses' space. The AI went on to integrate itself into the robot planet. Why do you think that no Corsair or Outcasts appear on the planet? It's rumored on Crete and Malta that you can still hear the screams of the main computer throughout the ship's hull, and the faint sound of an accordian and horns...

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges[![![!"

From Wizard: did you happen to read one of my Stripcreator.com comics?

Edited by - Wizard on 08-04-2003 23:14:29

the bridge crew bet they could get to Sirius in half the time if they took a shortcut....through a couple of plasma storms riding on a tail of a comet waiving sombreros and screeming out their open windows!

a sleeper woke up from a nightmare and in all panic pulled the emergency brake while the ship was in warp.