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Freelancer Plot is Retarted!

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Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:58 am

Hey! Wait! Why do aliens always have to have reasons to do things, isn't possible that its like this:


Joe: Hey look at that, the little mammals have inhabited all those plaents and have itsi bitsy space ships..
Billy-Bob:Hey, lets wax dese critters
Jack:Here here!
*KABOOM*

Your saying that really couldn't happen? You've never thought, "Hmm, why not step on that anthill." Thats my argument for teenage aliens destroying our pathetic race.

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:28 pm

Unfortunately for the Nomads, it seems that they swatted a beehive, not an anthill.

Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless

Officer: "Freelancer, what happened to the transport you were escorting?"
Me: "He told me my ship looked wierd...I invited him to have intimate relations with my SunSlayer"

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:52 pm

Zaratomb
Sounds like a great game dude a great game

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:00 pm

Well there are certainly some stupid humans that have done things like swat beehives or wasps' nests and such. Then they find out that they're allergic once all the bees come after them. Welcome to FL's plot

And Lando, I absolutely LOVE the subject title for this thread! It's priceless.

Edited by - bbrock81 on 02-04-2003 20:09:25

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:20 pm

Crap!! I thought my ID was the stupidest. Anyway, posting a reply about a games plot is like critiquing porno plots... who gives a rats ars. Game == fun { play } else { don't play }. Hoik!

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:15 pm

It's NOT a game, it's THE. GAME

Freelancer = A Lifestyle

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:29 pm

shouldnt that have been

"its not A game... its THE game?"

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:39 pm

How about Freelancer isn't "a" game,... it isn't "the game",... it's the "new meaning" of the word game!

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 9:25 pm

I seen bigfoot

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 10:13 pm

For the sake of grammar... it's retarded. Not "retarted". Second, you have obviously never played Freelancer, as the plot has been changed from the "blow up the sun" plotline since mid-2000. Play the game through and you'd see that.

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 10:37 pm

bwha your all wrong.

What is the meaning of life?

FREELANCER... thats what Freelancer is, the meaning of life.

Post Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:05 pm

Mmmmm, reTARTed's..*homer simpson style drool*

Post Thu Apr 03, 2003 1:12 am


What is the meaning of life?

FREELANCER... thats what Freelancer is, the meaning of life.


Nope... 42 is.

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"Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles
which every man of every faith can embrace. "
- Murphy MacManus

Post Thu Apr 03, 2003 1:25 am

Well, I see that I caused quite a stir with my topic. First off, I can't beleive that anyone took me 100% seriously, especially after I mentioned "evil garden gnomes"...

To answer your first question, yes, I do own Freelencer, and I love it. It's a hoot! But I am not that far into it, hence the reference to the fact that I'm trying to stay away from the Bounty Hunters in Bretonia.

As for the people who say "Who cares about the plot, it's a GAME!" or "Freelancer is THE game." You are inadvertently making my point. You see, the plot makes "a game" "THE game". Let me give you an example by comparing Half Life and Quake 3. Both are incredibly fun games, but Half Life is Head and Shoulders above Quake 3 is its plot. If you don't understand, think about all the times you were thinking how to respond to the next wave of aliens, or plot twist in HL, and compare them to the number of times you were thinking about "Gee, what pillar will Xaero will come out of next?" You ARE Gordan Freeman, and every new situation is another plot twist that you will never forget. That was the plot in Action. From what I've seen in Freelancer so far, I wasn't drawn in until I had to run from the Liberty Navy with Juni. I love when a game grags my mind kicking and screaming, and won't let go until the game is done. It sure beats having to think about life's problems...

As for the whole Aliens thing, I believe that great games can be made in a Space setting without aliens involved. For example, Starlancer. It's a rather interesting comcept that only 200+ years in the future, Earth could be in an interplanetary war with factions still based on Earth. It's gritty, realistic, and I love it. If you think it can't work, just look at the Mobile Suit Gundam series from Japan, or just look at Battletech- it doesn't need aliens because they've armed themselves to the hilt, and can blow each others' planets away if it weren't for that blasted Ares Convention . I just think that the Starlancer idea was great, and to spread it on a grander scale (The Sirius Sector) would be great, and set up a third game with the Coalition and Alliance battling not only for Earth but both Interstellar Empires (You can't tell me that in 800 years, Russia and Co. ocouldn't make themselves an empire)...

Which leads me to my final point, I haven't religiously followed the development of Freelancer (I do have a life), so after seeing the old opening (Didn't know it was that old), and not viewing the actual opening of the game (I always skip that, maybe I should rethink that policy) I kinda jumped the gun, but it seems that Digital Anvil is quiet on the subject of the existence of the Solar System, so I may still have some hope for an inter-humanity war as a third installment. If not, where would the franchise go, if at all?

As for people making wirecracks about my handle, please go through puberty, and when you finally reach a maturity level above a gifted asparagus, then we can talk.

Post Thu Apr 03, 2003 1:45 am

There is only one thing thats retarded:

In the intro it says that the Alliance and Coelition "forgot" what they were fighting over...after 100 years. Um...yeah right. A technologically advanced society fighting with ANOTHER advanced society "forgot" what they were fighting over all of a sudden. Not quite believable.

Oh, and the Americans dont have the best technology in the game. If this game were even remotely realistic, the American faction would have the best technology and the most wealth, heh heh

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