Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:19 pm by Colonel Eryk
"Engaging Freelancer Alpha-One." -- I agree, Trent must have a personalized plate on his ship as every bandit seems to know his designation...
"I've taken damage, but I'm all right." -- Famous last words. This is usually followed by a death scream 2 1/2 seconds later.
"I'm going to use what's left of you to grease my ship." -- Never boast of what you plan to do with a defeated opponent until that opponent is, in fact, defeated. Especially when that opponent is charging you head-on at full afterburn with all guns blazing while preparing to shove a torp down your throat....
"Come on baby, hold together...." -- Sorry, your ship is an inanimate object that cannot hear you, and even if it could, wouldn't be able to hold itself together whilst raw plasma bolts are reducing it to it's component molecules... regardless of how nicely you asked it.
"I don't want to die!!" -- Too bad. Perhaps in your next life you'll think twice before firing a cruise disruptor missile at a heavily armed Eagle VHF minding it's own business.
"Freelancer Alpha One Dash One, this is Liberty Patrol Gamma Seventeen Dash Three. Mind if I take a peek in your hold? I didn't think so." -- Can we say attitude problem? Actually, I woundn't have minded if you had been nice about it. But since you put it that way, how about checking out this torpedo instead, hmm?
"I hope this cargo hold full of diamonds brings a good price." -- Smart. Let's broadcast what we're carrying over an open channel for everyone to hear. Sure makes it easier for pirates like me to decide which transports to hit. Thanks!
"You're no match for me!" -- You're right. I'm superior in every way... as should be obvious by the fact that you and your ship are now a flaming wreckage cartwheeling through space.
"I... can't... breathe!" -- Well, either the mine I just dropped in your face has knocked out your life support, or you need to lay off the beans before going out on patrol. One of the two...
"My target's primed and I'm ready." <BOOM> "I see my target. Lining up on bandit." <BOOM> "That's it for me, I've taken too much damage." <BOOM> "AIIIIEEEE!!!!" <KA-BOOM> "What the hell? I've lost one of my men!" -- Perhaps if you would avoid the pockets of volitile gases in this nebula instead of flying through them, that wouldn't happen...
"I've picked up a new hostile contact." -- Ah yes... that would have been my Ripper Mine contacting your hull. I believe that's your starboard wing spinning off into the void, by the way...