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Post Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:26 am

I almost fell over when I heard someone say
" Im from (company name). We own this place."

Post Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:46 am

My favorite one is.

"I DONT WANNA DIE" from a woman after I've hit her with a sunslayer and shes already blown up.

My Second favorite one is "Mess with the viper and you'll get the fa... (btw he's dead now)*

I also love it how you can fly closer to a star, and then stop and then enemy goes past you and they fly right into the suns carona... THATS classic.

"Your constantly making withdrawls from my Self-Esteem Account[!"

Post Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:26 pm

Another funny thing to see would be to hang around a dockringus (right at the entrance) and wait for a police scan.


"This is ra ra ra t' Freelancer alpha-one-dash-one mind if I take a peek in your.." DOCK


As you watch the dock sequence, laugh maniacally as they "Enter planet atmosphere"


Guess they should have read the F9 info on the purpose of dockrings?

Post Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:10 pm

u mean "entering atmosphere"
sometimes it's only "entering atm" and then ur death...
i like suncoronas better... "entering suncorona"

"drop the loot" and no drop-screen, co'z ur attacking a transporter with r their enemies also... u take the loot from the transporters and thus crims/pirates don't say anything anymore...

"i gonna scan u for a little contraband" or something, i don't have that anymore, they just gonna give me now bullets inmediate... and before they ended with that line it is, "if u can't hit something, stop it", while u hit them, and after that it is "locking at target" while they have about 1/4 off their hull left... rn't they stupped

junkers nearby a police patrol, "i hope we can make good money with the cardamine in our cargohold", and thus cops just don't gonna attack them... no, they gonna scan the transporter 1k away...

If u c some1 in a dagger make fireballs from hunters it can be me

Post Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:36 pm

have to say the best one i heard i docked at crete and its like 4am and im very tired from playing fl but then i think maybe one more mission wont hurt i click on the guy who gave me a 240k mission thinking maybe ill get something nice again
so he just turns round and says "hi trent u look like hell"
nice of them dont u think lol

u can take our houses u can take our wifes but u can never take are ..... CARDAMINE!!!!

Post Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:58 pm

Heh, keep it ICY, MAN. That's the one I hear the most.


Also, chivalry is not dead. I hate having to wax the female pilots (although you regularly do anyway...) Instead I try to knock 'em down to the bear minimum to get "I'm just too messed up right now"

Meh... And it *is* only a game.

Post Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:55 pm

HA HA who cares bout that kill them all i say all of them male or female lol

u can take our houses u can take our wifes but u can never take are ..... CARDAMINE!!!!

Post Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:35 pm

"Well, I work for the *BREATH* Bounty Hunters Guild. *BREATH* This is our base. *BREATH* You know, I might have a mission for you..." --- Does everyone breath every two words they speak?


"Freelancer Alpha One Dash One, this is Liberty Patrol Gamma Seventeen Dash Three. Mind if I take a peek in your hold? I didn't think so." -- Can we say attitude problem? Actually, I woundn't have minded if you had been nice about it. But since you put it that way, how about checking out this torpedo instead, hmm?


Hehe, a classic.

Post Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:47 am

Hommel hole is good for mines

Post Tue Oct 21, 2003 3:20 pm

How about when you take a job that says you will have help near the end...

You waste the first wave or two and then your help arrives, you are tailing your last target and you help says, "Looks like you could use a hand."

Now I don't know about you guys but it cracks me up.

"On this ship you are to refer to me as Idiot, not you Captain. I mean... you know what I mean."

Post Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:49 pm

After you assist the police force in a skirmish with several pirates, one of them hails you.

But, instead of the thanks you deserve, you get, "This is police blah blah blah to Freelancer alpha 1-1. I'm scanning your cargo for contraband..."

Post Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:05 pm

Well, as a red-blooded hetero male I have to say my favourite is:

"Never send a boy to do a woman's job"

its certainly a sentiment I agree with

Post Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:24 pm

My favorite was when I attacked a transport in Sig 13
'Don't waste your time freelancer' <BOOOM!>

Cardamine rules!!

Post Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:53 am

You haven't left the docking bay yet. You're sitting waiting for the gate (or whatever) to open, and you hear ... "Freelancer, this is blah blah blah. You don't mind if I check your cargo, do you?" Uh, well no ... not at all. But could you at least wait until I leave the damn station first?

And it always seems to be a gal who says, "You're not hauling what I want." I feel like replying, "So tell me what you want and I'll haul it for you!"



Jose Chavez: "Trent! It's good to see my kind of scum."

Post Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:08 pm

How come they dont get mad when you shut down a trade lane section, they just say blah blah blab im scanning your hold....
But really, dont you just love it when a patol dies in a mine/gas field?
I got 3 factions (Xenocs, bounty hunters, lane hackers) to follow me into a gas field about 12 ships total, very impressive. anyhow i got about 2 km in when i heard their screams of terror or pain, i almost died laughing. one more incident comes to mind, involving the battleship enc mod and a minefield........

Damn the torpedos! Full speed ahead!
Listen up you primitive screwheads,-this-is-my-BOOMSTICK!

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