my favourite is doing the flint > manhattan run and being scanned *AFTER* ive dropped off the cardemine.

a junker on some base, trafalgar i think: We run this place, and we break a few arms now and again if we have to.

planet malta bartender: Oi, you some kinda newbie here?

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

My favourite: "Hovis is gettin' old!"
One of the spectators said this after Hovis lost the race.

What about "he's too tough, dont mess with him." (usually said by rouge patrols) then they immedietely attack! idiots!

Damn the torpedos! Full speed ahead!
Listen up you primitive screwheads,-this-is-my-BOOMSTICK!

I was playing it online the other day and there was an npc fight going on and i heard one npc crying just before he was destroyed.

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How about when you take a job that says you will have help near the end...

You waste the first wave or two and then your help arrives, you are tailing your last target and you help says, "Looks like you could use a hand."

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Even better when you've wasted them all, completed the mission and you pass them on the way back coming out to help you


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I had this in Rheinland: "I have orders to scan you," or something in that way. I was smuggling Artifacts, so i droped them. *Long pause*. Then they all went red and started killing me. ****s. And i, by the way, also lost my PROMETHUS, Nomad Cannon, Nomad Blaster, Silver Fire and my BLOODSTONE. ****s. Burh, Rheinland Police. Burn!

my favorite was i'm engaging frelancer alpha 1-BOOM

ana also from herr von clousen:
“ For every spirit there is a proper place in hell”

“Here each one learns his judgement and is assigned a place in hell”


The titan Flies Like a cow.....
The saber Flies Like a cow.....
The eagle flies Like a cow.....
But They could turn a NPC Drake into Mashed potato in a Blink
STOP COMPLAINING

Don't you hate it when you're playing the singelplayer
and Juni starts complaining because you're NOT RUNNING from a fight?:
'Trent, we have to go faster'
'Give more power to the engine'
Shut up girl, I wanna blast these damn ships first!

Or how about that other guy from the Liberty Navy, that finds it necessary
to tell everyone within comrange that he's in a trade lane:
'Trade Lane initiated!'
Impressive! Is your mother proud of you?

Have you ever noticed that no-one attempts to stop you when you dock with a tradelane while being scanned for contra-band? Even if you're not carrying any, it looks very suspicious, to say the least!

Pirate: 'Score! I found what I want, now drop the loot'

Drop 'Toxic Waste' (20)
ACCEPT DECLINE

Hmmmm.... So you were looking for Toxic Waste?





---Everything is evolution---

"Get away from me! - I oughtta take you out right now for what you did" (heard this from several characters in bars, in factions where my rep isn't great but still technically neutral)

Touchy. How about I meet you in space and you try ...

"I don't want to be killed because YOU were daydreaming"..."AAAAAHHHHH"
The guy who said that flew into the Sun Corona 2 seconds later and blew up ,while his wingman just cruised leisurely along to the nearest tradelane.

" I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
-MGS2 Colonel

"So let me get this straight, MY inlaws are YOUR outlaws" - Old Farmer

my favorite one is ,No more hostiles... while you are busy blowing them up one by one , makes you wonder what they considder you to be , chopped liver ??

Time is too short to hate everybody , just hate a few

One of the funniest chat "Dialouges" I've heard was when I decided to open a can of whoopass on some molly's who disrupted my tradelane.

*BOOOM*
"I'm the leader now."
*KABLAM*
"I'm the leader now."
*WHUMPH*
"I'm the leader now."

The funny thought I had afterwards was a Memorial remembering the pirates that attacked me, with everyone listed as squadran leader

Another fav
"Check your target!!!! Stop shooting at me!" <-- good thing he added the second part, and I thought he was just insulting my skills at selecting tasty targets to plunder.
"Hey! if you can't hit anything, dont shoot!" <-- I'm hitting you, arent I? And now I'm going to kill you for insulting my targetting skills.

"I hope this cargo hold full of diamonds brings a good price." <--- Your concern for my finaces is touching, *kills* *plunders* *sells*

Another favourite moment is being scanned for contraband by the navy as I undock from a battleship... has to make you wonder.

"You dont mind if I scan ya for a little contraband" <-- Err, not at all. Just dont scan me for stolen goods.
OR.
Yes I do mind. Now just sit there while I make my getaway.


Edited by - grater on 14-11-2003 21:10:42