The TLR Vending machine

Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:44 pm by parabolix

*inserty weight watchers book

*Inserts typo*

Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:30 pm by vorticaldwarf

remoovs tiepo. Re-inserts diet book after soking it in bacon grease.

Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:44 pm by harrier

hmmm...

Removes diet book.. (and typo)

Inserts spell checker....

Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:46 pm by parabolix

*Removes spell checker, inserts check speller*

Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:49 pm by harrier

Its all about money with you isnt it..?

removes check speller

inserts large spikey club .....liberally applied

Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:01 pm by H.Q. Victor

*Removes club and inserts crossbow.*

Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:09 pm by Aravis

*accidentally shoots self while grabbing crossbow*

damnit.

*inserts Fender Stratocaster(guitar for those of you who don't know)*

Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:49 pm by Oghma

*Removes Fender and gives it to relative*

*Inserts video of Esquilax shaking rabbity head in disgust at useless spam-filled thread*

Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:14 pm by H.Q. Victor

*Tosses out video as obscene(sp) and inserts soothing music to relax the soul*

Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:47 am by cjabates

*rips out 'soothing' music and inserts Sammy Hagar*

Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:50 pm by The Shroud (lurking)

who the heck is he

*inserts windows vista beta

Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:05 pm by topher

surely you jest -- you have to know the Red Rocker!!!

thought I'd leave something for those that are verbally challenged

*inserts word-a-day calender

Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:20 pm by Fred the Dead

...It's your one way ticket to midnight.Call it "Heavy Metal"...

sorry, couldn't resist!

oh, yeah- *dumps in old container full of Plutonium Nyborg-along with dispersal sled*- for those who are just 'Challenged'

Edited by - Fred the Dead on 2/3/2006 6:22:06 PM

Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:51 am by The Evil Thing

*Removes Plutonium-whatitsface*

Whatever it is, it probably isn't healthy.

*Inserts Hazmat Suit*

Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:02 pm by Chocolate Stiletto

*puts in sack of potatoes to make TLR Mashed Potatoes (tm)*

*puts in ALiENS and ALiEN videos*

Now it seems like this vending machine is a wholesale market...

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