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The TLR Vending machine

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:15 pm

*Exchanges for long flowing beard*

Post Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:44 am

what? you're putting your beard into the vending machine? isn't that painful? you're a very strange man!

Post Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:20 am

*Inserts psychologist to help FD*

Post Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:52 am

*takes out physc* Inserts tonic* (I don't need no stinking shrink)

Post Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:04 am

Bah! Unholy Mel Brooks references!

*Inserts Howard Johnson's Ice Cream Parlor*

Post Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:38 pm

*Inserts 'u' to spell parlour correctly*

Post Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:36 pm

*Inserts soy based Butter Pecan flavor* I got lactos intolerance

Post Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:05 pm

inserts some ceam cakes for the rest of us
(yeeesh i lived on soya for a week in the mountains boy did i empty the pub quick when i got back )

Edited by - [steel on 1/28/2006 8:32:33 PM

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:38 am

*Inserts unholy amounts of GB to refill the pub (and attract wabbits)*

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:21 am

*sets many traps around vending machine to catch wabbits as they unsuspectingly approach for the GB *hit*

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:35 am

*Inserts 50p, removes a can of coke*

What? I thought this was a vending machine...

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:50 am

What is this 50p? *Inserts 2.30$ and removes large can of Jolt Cola*

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:57 am

That would be 50 pence. *Shakes machine and can of sprite rolls out*

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:47 am

Inserts $5.00 and a chicken-removes Salt grinder for Margaritas

"Strawberry or Lime, folks?

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:46 am

i'm under age

*inserts universe

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