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The TLR Vending machine

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:06 pm

*tries to insert an anvil and then promptly drops it on foot*
ouch! that didn't go well *throws in junky cell phone after calling an ambulance*

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:55 pm

*Throws in annoying ring tone to match the junky cell phone*

Not that I know how we got to the topic of cell phones

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:19 pm

*Hears crazy frog playing* ARGHHH!!! *Inserts shotgun and destroys cell phone*

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:25 pm

gets shotgun. oooooo *grins mischeviosly* lets see what we can do

*insert nature talisman

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:31 pm

removes nature talisman, too buggy
*Inserts DVD player*

Edited by - Finalday on 1/29/2006 6:33:17 PM

Post Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:59 pm

gets dvd player ug it's a panasonic!

insert iron plasma

Post Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:21 am

Iron plasma...Bah...We all know what the only real Iron is...

*Inserts Tony Stark*

Post Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:44 am

pfui, he's all rusty!

*takes out Iron Man and puts in Diana, Princess of the Amazons*

there, now THAT'S a vending machine! luvverly...

Post Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:02 am

*Takes out Diana and puts in Calisto*, Warrior and enemy of Xena

Post Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:20 am

removes xena and shoves esquilax inside.

Post Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:13 pm

removes esquilax. laxatives?

*inserts a monkey

Post Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:28 pm

removes the monkey and puts in a vicar.


Edited by - freighter fighter on 1/30/2006 1:54:55 PM

Post Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:56 pm

*Puts in a tutu for the vicar*

Ahhh Smiths references

Post Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:36 am

but what difference does it make?

Post Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:50 am

Gosh this thread/vending machine is getting rather long/full.

*Inserts Bag of Holding*

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