The TLR Vending machine

Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:21 am by Tawakalna

anyone got change for a fiver?

Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:31 am by H.Q. Victor

*Inserts transport for people in area to evacuate* Note man in towel seen wandering in detonation area looking for change.

Edited by - Finalday on 1/25/2006 2:31:11 AM

Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:16 am by The Evil Thing

*Hands Taw five one pound coins*

*Inserts anti-aircraft missile to destroy transport*

Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:13 pm by The Shroud (lurking)

Eeep, we can't have that

*inserts point defense system to take out any attacks on transport

Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:12 pm by The Evil Thing

*Inserts ECM to defeat point defence system*

*Inserts vulcan cannon emplacement for good measure*

Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:26 pm by Accushot

*Notes that ECM also stands for European Christian Mission*

*Inserts God*

Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:46 pm by H.Q. Victor

*Inserts Wrath Of* reference Indiana Jones

Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:05 pm by The Shroud (lurking)

i can beat that

*inserts lead sheilding and redundant cirutry to block emp!

Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:24 pm by Tawakalna

these pound coins are duds; they keep falling out!

*nicks the lead to sell to a local scrap merchant for cash, ask no questions get no lies*
*inserts contents of several bags of sugar (the circultry can be prizes)*

Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:11 am by The Shroud (lurking)

phump phumphump can move get em off

*inserts 5 pund block of salt

Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:09 am by The Evil Thing

*Inserts salt grinder to grind up the salt*

Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:22 pm by Eh_Steve

*Inserts George Orwell reference*

Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:36 pm by topher

can anyone spot me a buck, i'm thirsty and I heard something about soda in this machine somewhere.

*inserts empty wallet*

Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:27 pm by H.Q. Victor

*Exchanges wallet for 3 strips gold pressed latium*

Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:08 am by Tawakalna

*inserts handy leaflet on "oo-mox for beards - the alternative way"

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