The TLR Vending machine

Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:46 pm by bakedpotato

Tried ME disk in a vending machine, didn't get any goodies but I did get chased by security guards

Throws in girlfriend

Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:53 pm by H.Q. Victor

Takes girlfriend home to meet mom, *inserts a box of dates*

Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:54 pm by Stormtrooper112

Dates? Blech.*Throwsin M&M's*

Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:00 pm by parabolix

That packet of M&M's is so small! *Throws in vending machine full of M&M's*

Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:32 pm by Aravis

*puts vending machine in bathroom*

mm.

*puts in half eaten slice of moldy bread*

Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:41 am by H.Q. Victor

Moves vending machine to game room.

removes bread

*Inserts sodas*

Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:42 am by kimk

is that the one with the face of virgin mary on it? (was on ebay) *puts on bid*

Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:43 pm by parabolix

Virgin Mary Toast...What a scam!!! *Puts in matchstick*

Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:36 pm by The Shroud (lurking)

ooo fire...

*inserts self

Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:10 pm by Stormtrooper112

Oh yes fire! *Pours gasoline on shroud and throws in lit matchstick*

Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:19 pm by arton alpha

lit match huh
*throws in (empty) fire extinguisher*

Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:13 pm by H.Q. Victor

*Throws in 3 sticks of TNT* to snuff out the fire.

Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:10 pm by The Evil Thing

TNT?

*Very, very, very slowly puts some nitroglycerine in*

Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:28 pm by [steel]

quickly inserts the worlds supply of Ricky Martin cds
well might as well make good use of the nitro

Edited by - [steel on 1/24/2006 10:28:34 PM

Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:47 pm by Arania

Whats wrong with ricky martin?

*Inserts five grams of weapons-grade plutonium and a railgun*

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