Ahhhhh. So the hotels DO have a policy against rodentia gigantia .

*feels better*

Yes, discrimination is rampant these days. A poor old freakishly large rabbit just can't get ahead *sigh*. Still, I must pesevere, at least until the evil forces of Tawakalnistan have been crushed by the rabbit hordes. Then I can consider fading into the mists of history, only to return years hence more powerful than before...

evil hordes? funny sort of evil hordes that have just spent £160 on one of your minions at the vets today long eared non-contributy furry parasite that it is. it's not even a nice rabbit. but i did get my revenge by sticking it in the pot for a few minutes.

EDIT - 19 pages of this nonsense! There might as well be an "Esquilax" forum on this site, or a whole section devoted to rabbits. "Lancers Burrow" <shudder> frightening....

Edited by - Tawakalna on 4/11/2006 3:23:57 PM

You threw him in the pot for a while? *Shrugs* He probably had it coming . Just don't try that with me "bucko", or else...

As for "Lancer's Burrow", everyone knows that this site is soon to be renamed "The Esquilax Reactor". Just ask Eraser, he promised me that the name change would go ahead in the near future.

Wouldn't that be more like: Esquilax' Pestle and Mortar ?

@Taw: 19 Pages? Judging by the looks of it just one more post might push it over the edge. Oh the Triumph of it all..."I have created a monster", or...erm... at least glorified one in style.

somehow the thought of you and anything labelled *reactor* or equally technological don't quite go together.

19 pages is not too long for such a grand epic as 'the Bunnywars"- in fact, with the arceological(sp?) evidence so far 'unearthed', the whole thing begins to remind me of a Tolkien description of - well, modern earth- I mean, Dang, the bunny got a job- and the job is to convince people that he's right - or at least, the organization that he/she/it represents is correct, or at least, marketable!
( that's gotta be tough for a Rabbit- Horse mutant), and still he/she/it has time to dominate thousands of unsuspecting hutch rabbits with the El- Ahrairah mythology, in addition to tending the everpresent leaks and downfalls in the Burrow of Doom...In the meanwhile, the leader of the sovereign( or sozzled) Nation of Tawalkastan is laid up with an 'undisclosed' medical ailment,while exhorting his minions( both of them) to unending effort at 'peacefully' educating their neighbors at various fonts and/or calibers,and the leader of the National Investiture of Druidia has become implicated in a Banking swindle involving counterfeit chocolate coins and a raft of Adult pleasure establishments-

Heh,entertainment of rare value- please, make free as you will, gentlebeings!

Tors - Hey, it's not my fault that I was deified and have become an object of awe to the posters here on TLR. You should know better than to mention the name of the Rabbit-God, especially in a facetious way. He can hear his name whenever it is spoken, and will rush to investigate... usually .

Taw - Perhaps, however I am merely utilising the naming convention in order to ease the transition. "The Burrow" lacks originality and panache .

Fred - Indeed. The epic "Bunnywars" have been part of TLR for nigh on two years now, and there is no end in sight as far as I know. All we need to do is to get Mustang to come back so that the tradition three-bloc system can be restored.

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and there is no end in sight as far as I know

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well there wouldn't be, down that hole you call the Burrow.

As the "Rabbits" new public relations manager, I use this time for a News Conference. The "The Burrow" henceforth shall be referred to as the "Palace for the Enlightened" and is getting a make over to match the new dignity of the Resident. His "Honor" Heir Rabbit has authorized the building of a new root cellar for the storage and maintenance of his GB supply to maintain the proper temperature for the highest quality stock.

At this time, His Honor is taking reservations for those who may wish to visit the newly renovated establishment, and he will kindly, and respectfully except any and all gifts of those who enter his domain.

Thank you PRM Final. The reservations are currently only available to select clientele, however exceptions can be made... with the right amount of persuasion .

*guffaws*

Ah yes, the Resident. So what's the going rate for this "so much for a lifetime opportunity"? A case of GB?

well i thought I'd seen everything, but I never thought I'd see a bearded bird man stick up for a rabbit-horse chimaera. funny old world innit?