Thank you PRM. Plushy rabbits in a variety of colours are also available at Ye Olde Gifte Shoppe, along with car decals and DVDs featuring film footage of history's greatest rabbits. Inlcuding General Bigwig, Fiver, the Vorpal Bunny, and Myxo the Comedic Hare. Anyone interested in a keychain? They are a steal!

Taw - You have only yourself to blame. You have the Insurance Man to back you up anyway .

Edited by - esquilax on 4/16/2006 6:01:52 PM

My Insurance Man beats your Bird-Man anyday!

i'll see your insurance man and birdman, and raise you a plasticine dog and a llama.

I was thinking more Top Trumps than poker.

ff - Quiet you! Go and take some photographs of the Mullah in humiliating circumstances, and then get back to me. What do I pay you for anyway?

Taw - Yeah? Well my Bird-Man has more authority here on TLR. Hence, he adds credence to my righteous cause!

now that's just plain cheating.

Pay? the wabbit wants to pay me? a blank cheque will do just fine.

This just in ....



In what was considered to be a huge turnout, "humans" celebrated Harey Horse Day. A newly fabricated annual event dedicated to the imbibing of mass quantities of GB and turning pale and sick in the process.

A byproduct of one of the more fetid feverings of the notorious chimeral impersonator, the laxequinely egomaniacal Esquilax. This is his latest attempt at promoting himself and his cult of personality.

Meanwhile ...



In the Green Domed Mosque of N. Staffordshire, the faithful have been called to prayer by the Grand Mullah. As his keening shriek pierced the darkness inside (power rationing still in effect) one of the two faithfuls inside noted that it was a dark dark day indeed for all Tawakalnistan to see that the idolatrous spawn of ****an himself, the dagnabedly dastardly wabbbit, was able to field so many followers, even if on the verge of losing their lunches.

Edited by - Indy11 on 4/18/2006 8:09:31 PM

What can I say? GB is powerful stuff. It can sway even the mighty, and even in Tawakalnistan *certain people* have been found to have imbibed it (although admittedly it was the cheap artificial stuff). Yes, even in the bastion of Mullah Tawakalna, the brew continues its dramatic march across the globe, converting people as it travels...

it's now banned.

News flash >>>>>>>>

To the great horror and grief of a humble family in Tawkalnistan. After their first born son had strayed onto the path of the Esquilaxitessive GB bingeing, he lapsed into a coma only to awaken and find himself transmutated....





The college of physicians of Tawakalnistan was convened to investigate this monstrous condition and have urged the Mullah to issue a fatwah to further reinforce not just a ban on GB but to classify it as haraam of the most severe consequences.

May the Spirit of JerGar protect us all...

that...that... Thing... is a mutant Jackalope!!

Taw, you have Our sincere condolences if this has truly afflicted your firstborn- We doubt the veracity of the report, coming thorugh a Bunny affiliated network as it did, but never the less- if he has, in fact, become a form of The Jackalope, please, for the Good of all Whateverkind, dispatch it now!

The Jackalope was a major scourge in the American southwest for a number of years, ending in the 1950's with the extermination of the last representative of the Odious species-Although, due to the damage caused by this ..Creature.. the area remains as a desert until this day. However, photographic representations of this He**spawn can be found in the region, notably in establishments resembling giant tents scattered along the trade routes throughout the region. Inquire at your own risk. If this report can be relied upon, it could become a tragedy all out of proportion with any other that any would care to name - simply because the Jackalope has been eradicated for quite some time, and any attempt to ressurect this despicable thing from A Really Nasty Place means that an unallowable series of genetic experiments have been conducted, and the results have been perpetrated upon unsuspecting youth in the form of GB- We shudder to think on the consequences-

Although We have tried to stay out of the conflict previously, We feel that the so-called Rabbit God( or what you will) should be Warned: Cease and Desist in your efforts to return this epitome of Evil to our fair planet, or be subject to ...well, Really Bad Things happening to and in your neighborhood..

Have a Nice Day,
F the D, Necrotopia

That's the Hellraiser hare!!!

as in the movie, hellraiser.. where the guy had spikes sticking out of his head, if you didn't get the reference.

bah.

You haven't killed a wabbit until you squash one with a friggin 100 ton battle mech.

Squash!

To kill is to live, the more firepower the better!

Edited by - Spectra on 4/19/2006 9:59:43 PM