I still can't believe this topic is still going lol

Well PM Final, any reports can wait until my old foes return (Taw, Dafty, Tors, or Druid mainly). Otherwise the battle will be rather one-sided, which would be a shame. I was actually thinking of sliding back into obscurity (ie. the shadows), and the absence of my foes would make such a sojourn much easier...

DS9 - I know. It must be my animal magnetism .

*Ignores ff*

But surely you would only attract animals...being a animal magnet?

That explains me anyway lol

Hmmm-Not necessarily in order ..

First of all, allow me to address the issue of the ' lack of suitable opponents'.We are sure ( We hope) that Taw will return after his indisposition, if only to render your aphorisms into the bunny paste they richly deserve to be and as to the others, surely they deserve a bit of a respite? And I was told that a rabbit of any sort will always find a way through the garden fence- sad to see my forebears proven, so sadly, wrong...

As to your assertations that this Fair Country ( never mind the politicians- they're either anti social or an*l retentive to begin with) was used as a ' dumping ground' for your failed GE experiments-We never Directly suggested that.We noticed some mutants that were not ours- after all, nothing will change your perspective like being Hounded because you're different - and being blamed for them! If you had,perhaps, bothered to check first- or at least provided a Notice of Intent..... But We digress.

@ ff- Stop it! Please!They Burn!!! They're getting Really Really, Painful!!! And We have all We can deal with at the moment, what with the Bunnyboy attempting to set himself up with Credentials of Provenenture at selected points..like Las Vegas..or someplace similar..

@ FD-A news announcement is premature ,to say the least, even concerning a Bunny Related network. Or does CNN count? ( For Reference: Coney(SP?) News Network)

A 'One Sided' battle indeed....

@ DS9- Hey, nothing attracts Animals like the scent of Something Dead- it's a morbid facsination for 'em- just Gotta look...
and surely you expected someone to take notice of 'The Bunnywars' eventually-
Felgercarb,someone should be recording this- damn near an epic....

Edited by - Fred the Dead on 5/11/2006 10:49:37 AM

Date: 11 May 2006
News Update!

Do to the recent propaganda, the Esquilaxian government has issued a formal statement, condemning the vain and poorly done attacks on his honor, Heir Rabbit the 1st. The denouncing of freighter fighter and his useless attacks, that though posted openly, have had little effect on the person of and the integrity of his honor. His honor, is taking a much deserved rest from the former attacks of the kingdom to the far north, and the ruler of that land, Sir Taw. In honor of the aforementioned rest, it is encouraged that all subjects make pilgrimage to the capital city of the Rabbit Kingdom, and pay homage and offer a donation of 3 bottles of premium Ginger Beer to Heir Rabbit.

His Honor, will grace those who offer 5 or more bottles, with an autographed image to the individual.

This news conference, is now ended.

Thank you

Finalday, PRM for the Esquilaxian Ruler

Edited by - Finalday on 5/11/2006 11:46:28 AM

MAN, what do ya know...this thing still goes on, eh

*starts chanting*
KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!KILL THE WABBIT!KILL THE WABBIT!KILL THE WABBIT!KILL THE WABBIT!KILL THE WABBIT!KILL THE WABBIT!KILL THE WABBIT!



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DeviantART - LeonhartBA

Thank you PM Final. It is indeed true; officially signed and produced pictures of the Rabbit-God are available, but supplies are limited. Hence, I must encourage all pilgrims on the path to enlightenment to arrive for an audience in the Holy City as soon as possible to avoid disappointment. Bless you my children! *Performs "Sign of the Rabbit"*

Fred - We'll see about that...

Indy - That handsome devil!

Leon - I knew that you would find your way back here eventually. One day, perhaps you too may claim the coveted title of "Foe of the Rabbit-God", but you have a lot of work to do. Eg. If Taw were here, he would mock the autograph on the picture that Indy provided, and assert that it was due to my difficulties in using pens not designed for rabbit paws, etc. There you go, free tip. Don't say I don't do anthing for ye .

You shoud've added the rabbit being blown to red streaks

It's the legendary black beast of.... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

well well well, here's me hoping that this self-promoting rabbit propaganda might have died it's long-deserved death during the server crash, yet like the Black Rabbit of Inlé it just won't go away.

So, signed autographs of antipodean hares, is it? Blatant self-promotion thus adding weight to the argument that the Hare started this thread himself just to gain attention. I bet Jaggy's got one pinned over his bed, to look at while he's shaping his bedclothes into a burro-like affair, no doubt. He'll be the only one of course, the other few thousand you printed off will just have to provide winter bedding for you, no-one will have them off you.

You'll note of course the misshapen letters and crude writing style, cause no doubt by the difficulties in using an overlarge pen not designed for rabbit paws.

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the argument that the Hare started this thread himself just to gain attention

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Allegations that Mr Wabbit and myself are one and the same have never been proven to have any veracity and are no more than a greatly exagerated myth at least.

*Skulks back into the whole from whence he popped*

well if that's not proof that you are one and the same, then I don't know what is. That post reeks so much of raabit it could be a hutch. And we all know that the Hare has numerous other aliases with which he tries to subvert our beloved TLR into the Esquilax Reactor (heaven forbid) There are gigabytes of bunnyisms all over this site; are there any forums left that he hasn't made his presence felt?

considering that he claims to be alwasy hopping off intot he shadows, he's more often out of them than in. Maybe we should attach a dynamo to him and generate a few gigawatts of electricty for the National Grid with all his hopping to and froo?

We still need to sneak into the area and get a pic though.

Hope you've got good gas masks. I understand that those burrows haven't been cleaned in eons. Most people fall in a dead faint after two steps into that dank space.