Bah! Listen not to the depraved Mullah of Tawakalnistan! The Rabbit-God provides his people with peace of mind, prosperity and serenity! What does the Mullah offer? Anti-Esquilaxitivian propaganda, and unreasonable subsidies and taxes which are used to acquire more "Sweet Aftons"!

Arania - Do I sense another convert? You could do well in Esquilaxitavia...

people who live within a 3 mile radius of you are not true converts, o false rabbit of falseness. Tawakalnism has converts across the globe.

and rabbits cant fix RAID arrays, a well known fact. and they remained in the stone age of FAT32 and dial-up for too long thus losing all credibility.

Edited by - Tawakalna al-Fedayeen on 4/23/2005 6:51:03 AM

Bah! The Rabbit-God hears not such vile slander! Let it be remebered that it was the Mullah who *had* the aforementioned RAID problem in the first place! Such things do not happen in the polished and obsessively-organised splendour that is Esquilaxitavia! All technological assets under his control operate flawlessly, and his ginger beer stash is the 8th wonder of the known world!

only cos you're so poo-kak that you couldn't set up a RAID array until aforesaid Mullah told you how, AND seeing as you were spectacularly useless I fixed it myself AND it turned out to be a bit of bad RAM which you'd NEVER have figured out.

but you do have a tidy desktop and a tidy desk, so that's good then. One day your strange devices will channel enough of me to make your life worth living, but until then you can continue living in the shadow of your munificent and all-forgiving Mullah.

Edited by - Tawakalna Al-Fedayeen on 4/23/2005 10:54:47 AM

(ah man you guys made me spill my coca co..., er, I mean ginger beer all over my pants).
I will not listen to your would be converting propoganda. You only spread lies! Why oh why do you not convert, yes convert to the better side. If you came to us, our combined might could conquer the world! Yet you sit there with your silly RAID arrays(whatever those are) and have uncountable problems with your technology. We may have only dial-up but in its simplicity we obtain true purity!*shake shead* poor Tawakalnistan, forever to be left in the dark of the world.

A wise man once said: "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk"

"Yet you sit there with your silly RAID arrays(whatever those are) and have uncountable problems with your technology.."

see, these are the standards that the Hare sets for his acolytes; no wonder he loses or gets picked on and trampled down in every war we have. And fyi I do NOT have uncountable problems, the count is 2, one fixed by me and one fixed by Chet with no help from the Bunny or his burrowing *legions*

c'mon, you know if you *really* want something fixing you come to Tawakalnistan with gold and silver to trade for knowledge, not free from someone whose ears are longer than his legs. After all, you get what you pay for!

you know the only thing bunny man has for trade is ginger beer and various vegetables pete..

interesting take on trade in Rabbit land; usually means email Taw and get him to send stuff over with a vague promise of renumeration or exchange at soem indefinite point in the future. And that ginger beer just doesnt cut it with me.

not enough razors in it then?

Pah! More Tawakalni propaganda! Esquilaxitavia is a profitable land with industrious people, I mean rabbits! The only one who does not work is the Rabbit-God himself as he has a higher calling. As for my acolytes, all are accepted once they accept and honour the holy libation! As for the system of trade in Esquilaxitavia... we have a sophisticated economic culture that cannot be explained to the uninitiated.

thats because your currency is root vegetables..

i wonder if im rooting for the right person here...?

the trade between is Rabbitlandland and Tawakalnistan is very much one way, goods and services flow OUT of the Islamic Peoples Republic and s*d all comes back in./