Bah! The Rabbit-God remembers his friends (and enemies) and both will be repaid! Probably not financially as the Rabbit-God is unemployed, and Esquilaxitavia's coffers belong to the people and can rarely be used by the Rabbit-God for his own gain. However, the Rabbit-God's friends will be repaid with his regard, good will, and wisdom! His enemies on the other hand, will be repaid with his holy wrath!

Thanks Arton!

*crowd cheers* We should fallow our great leader for we shall be re-paid for our faithfulness! He will show us the true way to purity. But first we must remove a blight on the land, the festering scumhole known as Tawakalnistan! Do not worry for we shall watch our enemies spears and stones fall under our gunpowder weapons!

Yes, all who stand before the Rabbit-God shall fall to our overwhelming numbers! Hmm, that reminds me; I must re-structure the Esquilaxitavian People's Pacifist Army (EPPA)...

contradiction! how can you have a pacifist army?

*Shakes head* That's the joke . Everything seems to go over your head ff, you should go to Jamaica and become a limbo dancer . Sorry, just kidding, but I couldn't resist! "Blackadder" is gold!

yeah well, maybe me posting at 7 am my time was a bad idea

pacifist army, gosh what are you going to do, use harsh language? My loyal Fedayeen and Mujahideen will show you the meaning of true piety...

i thought they used wet hadocks?

A fanatical rabbit strapped with a bomb can do a suprising amount of damage Taw...

ff - That's ok, I forgive you and your early morning postings .

**Warning: Off off Topic**
I am Swiss and I am a pacifist. But as you might know every male Swiss has to join the army (and this for up to 12 years, every year three weeks). So I had to join the army too but for a military service without any weapon. In our brigade we were two guys without a weapon.
One day there was the so-called final inspection and a Swiss two-star-general was controlling every single soldier. At the end of a long row he came to the two soldiers without weapon. He asked me *imagine looouud and haaaarrsh voice*:
"Where is YOUR Weapon ?!!!?!" - "Divisionär (that's his grade in Swiss army) I do not have a weapon, I am an unarmed soldier because of ...." He interrupted me: "Off course you have a weapon, EVERY soldier has a weapon".
Me- - confused: "No Sir, there are excepti...." - "NOOOUUU - there are NO exceptions !!!" - "Sorry Sir, I do not understand. What do you mean ?"
Then he said - and it was NOT meant to be a joke: " Show me your Swiss Army Knive".
And indeed, even pacifist zazie was armed then ....

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Edited by - zazie on 4/26/2005 5:30:45 AM

of course every pacifist is armed, its called left and right..

Its beginning to look like our fuzzy little friend has had too much ginger beer.

which is of course completely non-alcoholic (even though its fermented?)