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Dante''s Inferno Test

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Wed May 12, 2004 3:01 pm

actually i was thinking of scented gardens where i am served delights by dusky maidens and my every whim is taken care of, I an I can smoke erb all day long. that's what i call Paradise, not this praying mallarkey.

sweetness sweetness I was only joking when i said, I'd like to smash every tooth in your head..

Post Wed May 12, 2004 5:10 pm

Ahh, I can see my afterlife. Stuck in a wooden box with satin lining. For all eternity until I rot away.

Post Wed May 12, 2004 5:13 pm

Paradise should be such that there is no need for substances to enhance the experience. Paradise should be the ecstatic agent.

Post Wed May 12, 2004 5:22 pm

An "ecstatic agent" Indy? Like an insurance salesman?

Post Wed May 12, 2004 5:29 pm

LOL! (well deserved that one, Esq!)

sweetness sweetness I was only joking when i said, I'd like to smash every tooth in your head..

Post Wed May 12, 2004 5:31 pm

*Bows* My thanks to you sir; I must admit to being proud of that one .

Post Wed May 12, 2004 6:59 pm

....ouch...... a hit. A veritable hit.

Post Wed May 12, 2004 8:27 pm

I hope Taw dosen't come here to Limbo. He would probably bore us to a second death. I can see the wars in Hell already. You people are gonna turn it into a warzone and Taw is gonn aget a head start on his army. He dies in 5 years

Post Wed May 12, 2004 8:43 pm

we're not allowed to be good?

Post Thu May 13, 2004 3:02 am

Deja vu...? Haven't we done this before? Oh, well...

Fifth Level - Styx
Level / Inhabitants / Rating
Purgatory / Repenting Believers / Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo / Virtuous Non-Believers / Moderate
Level 2 / Lustful / High
Level 3 / Gluttonous / Low
Level 4 / Prodigal and Avaricious / Low
Level 5 / Wrathful and Gloomy / Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis / Heretics / Moderate
Level 7 / Violent / Moderate
Level 8 - the Malebolge / Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers / Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus / Treacherous / Very Low
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Disorder / Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Hmm... Guess I'm not that crazy after all. Meh.


Careful what you wish... You just might get it.

Post Thu May 13, 2004 3:19 am

but you are coming to Hell with me, Chet!

sweetness sweetness I was only joking when i said, I'd like to smash every tooth in your head..

Post Thu May 13, 2004 3:39 am

Yeah, I bet you could use a right-wing-devoted-reasonably-smart-tech-oriented-somewhat-cruel army leader for your HellWars. We can even persuade Satan into talking with Master B. Gates to make an AOE based "Hell Wars: The Game"
Anyway, 5th level is MINE!
...And I think that test is wrong... It should say "narcistic - very high"

Post Thu May 13, 2004 4:44 am

Heh...

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Post Thu May 13, 2004 4:50 am

Chet, I'll be relying on you to hack us out of hell and into Purgatory to annoy the goody two-shoes!

sweetness sweetness I was only joking when i said, I'd like to smash every tooth in your head..

Post Thu May 13, 2004 5:13 am

Taw I wouldnt do that if I were you, you may just get a surprise...

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