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Dante''s Inferno Test

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Post Mon May 10, 2004 4:56 pm

Dante''s Inferno Test

This Is a test to see what circle of hell you would go to, based on the book Dante's Inferno. I got 5th circle, the wrathful. See what you all get.

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:02 pm

I thought Dante's Inferno was an easy bake oven.

Sir S

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:02 pm

Heh. First level.

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:04 pm

Now that's interesting. Very interesting.

Anyone care to wager on Taw's level?

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:10 pm

Edited by - Finalday on 5/11/2004 3:51:39 PM

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:12 pm

Purgatory for me too. If it wasn't for writing curse words into my plays about rampant spammers (quotes, mind you), my PG from before would have been a G.

Sir S

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 5/10/2004 6:21:51 PM

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:31 pm

I do not agree with this partcular test; it's all black and white. Things are rarely so absolute, but then we are speaking Dante here .

The Personality Disorder Test from the same site is quite interesting as well.

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:34 pm

Ok esq, what was yours on dante's test?

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:36 pm

Hehe, looks like I'm going to the second level of hell. The level for people with too much lust. Oh well, at least Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are there, they were said to be some of the beautiful women who ever lived

As Quagmire off of Family Guy would say "Oh Yeah...gigidy gigidy"

Of course, it is all unquenchable desire....fook....

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:40 pm

wow. I got to the Seventh Level of Hell.. with the Violent. I must be really bad!

"Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level..."

You'll love this too, Esq. I came out of the Personality Disorder Test a total psycho. Here's how I did..

Disorder / Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Ace!



Careful with that spliff, Eugene..


Edited by - Mullah Tawakalna-i-Jamiat on 5/10/2004 7:34:44 PM

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:44 pm

Final - I'd like to tell you but I recieved two different scores because I did it twice to doubel-check.

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:53 pm

Level 2

Purgatory......Repenting Believers........................................Very Low
Level 1 ....... Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers.............................Low
Level 2 ....... Lustful........................................................Very High
Level 3.........Gluttonous...................................................High
Level 4.........Prodigal and Avaricious....................................High
Level 5.........Wrathful and Gloomy.......................................High
Level 6......... The City of Dis Heretics...................................High
Level 7......... Violent.......................................................High
Level 8..........the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers.......Moderate
Level 9 ......... Cocytus Treacherous......................................High

Well at least I'm only a moderate chance of being a panderer

Edited by - Indy11 on 5/10/2004 6:59:08 PM

Post Mon May 10, 2004 5:58 pm



Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Low click for info
Schizoid: Moderate click for info
Schizotypal: Low click for info
Antisocial: Low click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Moderate click for info
Narcissistic: Low click for info
Avoidant: Low click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info

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You are rated "low," "moderate," "high," or "very high" probability for each disorder. Low or moderate ratings mean that you are unlikely to have the disorder. High or very high means you are more likely to have the disorder.

Edited by - Finalday on 5/10/2004 6:59:41 PM

Post Mon May 10, 2004 6:17 pm

Taw only got the seventh Level??

That surprises even me, I got to the Cocytus, the Ninth Level:

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Post Mon May 10, 2004 6:28 pm

@Loc, remind me not to invite you over for tea.

Sir S

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