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Modern Weaponry

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Sat Feb 07, 2004 3:09 pm

Some folks prefer a bomb, others prefer rifles, and still others prefer pistols.
My wife has mastered the frying pan, it's short range capabilities are unmatched even by the dreaded rolling pin.

However should these weapons fail she has a secret weapon that drives fear and loathing deeply into my very core,...she uses

"Not tonight hon, I have a headache".

Her ace card still hasn't been played yet, no.
When she wants something that I refuse, her last resort nuclear arsenal comes rolling out of the bay at top speed and all I can do is cringe when I hear;

"I'm calling Mother".
That's it folks, that right there is the end of the world, the most fearsome weapon in womankind's arsenal...and it's horrid I say, horrid!

GAUGHHHHHHH!

**This has been yet another useless post brought to you by Phenobii Wan Balognii, Jedi nut-Master of the farce.**

Post Sat Feb 07, 2004 4:03 pm

A weapon I could "use" eh? The GAU Avenger 30mm seven barreled rotary cannon, 4200 rounds per minute, most powerful gun carried by an aircraft. Preferable in an A10, of course, which is built around it.

Post Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:36 pm

@WLB

Yay! Someone is actually interested. Kahr Arms is a business that was started by none other than the oldest son of Reverend Sun Myung Moon, a graduate of Harvard, no less, Hyo Jin Moon. He started it with, of course, his daddy's money.

He claims to have been fascinated by the challenges of packing as much payload into as little a pistol as possible. The 3" barrell guns are almost like derringers.

Reality is so much more twisted than fiction, isn't it?

@All,

Those so-called WMDs are not really worth discussing in terms of "weaponry." To me, weaponry has a more mano-a-mano-ish ring to it. I suppose of someone were to create a war game in which whole universes are pitted against each other so that nuclear warheads are relegated to pea-shooter status, then they would be "weaponry" of a sort. But we're no where near that scale of advancement on our little evolutionary path so, they're too outsized for me.


Bad things are good
in Bizzaro World

Edited by - Indy11 on 2/7/2004 5:36:10 PM

Edited by - Indy11 on 2/7/2004 6:29:33 PM

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:27 pm

I know that a number of you are interested in this so here's an opening; what about aerial combat? What kinds of fighter aircraft do you appreciate the most? I must admit to being a fan of the older types; the Sopwith Camel, Spitfire, etc. That's not to say that I dislike modern jets, however I do not really have a preference.

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:48 pm

English Electric Lightning & Canberra, Avro Vulcan, Handley-Page Victor, Blackburn Buccaneer, Hawker Hunter. finest aircraft ever built. Not a Yankee nut or bolt in sight and no bl**dy Oo-ro-pean collaboration. And anything with the name "de Havilland" in it.. what ever happened to us? We used to be the best at everything. Now we're just cr*p, and slaves, and we have to buy foreign because our stuff is too expensive and too shoddy for our own people to use (look at the p.o.s. SA-80, what a fiasco)

actually i prefer helicopters. And I prefer ships to helicopters. I really like patrol boats and gunboats best. One day in the future when I don't have schools and universities to pay for and I can sell that bl**dy caravan, I will buy myself one and spend my idle days tear-assing around various bits of the coast. i saw some beautiful Italian Customs cutters in Rimini last year.. I was so jealous. That's the life!

(ff, if yer gonna post pics make 'em smaller than the Todd-AO 70mm Sensurround you normally use. Or is your browser permanently set to Panavision?)

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:56 pm

The F-4 Phantom had the highest kill ratio in the nam war and should be updated. One mean dog fighting machine

Finalday

Until that final day. /Keith Green\ (1953-1983)

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:52 pm

The Phantom is a nice piece of hardware, but I also think that the Harrier isn't a bad all-round fighter.

Note: I'm now a Colonel! 198 more posts, and I can join Taw and the others in the ranking officer's lounge!

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:53 pm

That's not something to be proud of - TLR is beginning to look like a banana republic: we have more colonels than sergeants

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:56 pm

not me chum, I'm a prole. I'm so not officer material...

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:34 pm

Speaking of ranks, do I get to wear epaulettes now? How about some nice gold braid?
Lots of scrambled eggs on my cap? Oooh. And those mirror lensed aviator glasses that all Banana Republicans like to wear!

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:08 pm

yes, but i get more. let's just recall who suits the role of megalomaniac dictator better...

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:20 pm

Yeah, Mustang!

Way to shoot me down, FF (pun intended ).

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:28 pm

@Taw..

Why would you want to wear more than one pair of aviator glasses? Oh well, to each megalomaniac his own I guess.

If its the scrambled eggs, your cap would look like it had an omelet on it!


Bad things are good
in Bizzaro World

>>>Edit

Eh? Oh. Sorry guys, I am referring to the Banana Republic rank thing from the previous page. Taw says he gets more, etc.

Scrambled eggs is a grunt's method of describing the gold leaf on a military officer's cap. Taw, saying he is the primo of that order, would have an omelet.

I cannot believe I am explaining this cr*p.

Edited by - Indy11 on 2/8/2004 5:41:23 PM

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:35 pm

Wolfy? Is that you?

I think you're getting less coherent as you get older, Indy .

Post Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:37 pm

yeah, I couldnt even understand that


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