@freighter fighter, as my way description said... um, just come to my system(s) and my escorts are waiting.

@Taw, yes i know, but this is the calm before the battle you know... i think someone will push the trigger soon... and then hell will break lose

rightho, i expect to be at your borders in 5 hours, using our hyperspace tunneling engine we have been developing.

Dispatch to: Orillion the First
From: Grand Emperor Matthew the 2nd (leader of the empire of rah)

I have recieved your message and request an allience be formed between our countries. A sharing of all military equipment between our two nations will be our gift for you kindness. Also I will share our new wormhole technology for space exploration with your scientists.

<INN News Flash>

"Ernst Wurmst here, live from the Cubicle of Tawakalna, New North Staffordshire, IFPP, soon to be re-named, er again, as *squints at note card* Indynskidelphia.....

"We are here for a new announcement from the High Commissioner of the Commission to Investigate Corruption in the Old Regime or CICOR as like to say here... and here he is now..."

HC: "People of the IFPP. I have the following announcement to make:
The government of the IFPP has issued a bounty for the head of the nefarious Tawakalna. Before his departure from these lands, he emptied out the accounts of the State Bank. Among his other misdeeds, he has squandered the national commonwealth on all manner of useless... bordering on valueless overpriced things.

"We have recouped some of that thievery by discovering hidden vaults beneeath the Cubicle of Tawakalna in which were found some quantities of precious metals and jewelry. These have been turned over to the State Treasury.
From what has been found, the IFPP now issues a bounty of $1,000,000 for the capture of or the head of Tawakalna.

"I will take one question"

EW: "Sir! Ernst Wurmst, here, INN !"

HC: "Ah. A member of the international press. Yes.... Mr. Wurmst?"

EW: "Does this mean War?"

HC: "I don't know how you mean. We wish to have repatriated the criminal Tawakalna for prosecution or proper burial, which ever comes first. Why would this mean War? I am sorry, but that is all." *walks away from podium*

EW: "Well you heard it here. The High Commissioner has announced a bounty for Tawakalana to be returned to the IFPP, dead or alive. Does this mean War? Many have speculated that those in the host country where the so-called 'Uncle Taw' has gone to in exile will not stand for any attempts to forcibly repatriate the ex-Dictator. But the IFPP government has not publicly acknowledged knowing where Tawanakla currently resides.

"Those in the know here and abroad claim to see storm clouds brewing. We are sure to hear more of this later.... this is Ernst Wurmst, INN flash report live from....er....Indidelphskia"

Letter to Taw:

Please forward me a list of the items and technology that I will be able to aquire if I dispose of Indy.

Yours,

Lord Brian the First

Letter to Orillion the First:

I would be delighted to meet you and my partner in your system. I shall depart imediatly.

Yours,

Lord Brian the First

Life: No one gets out alive.

Well as my last post wasn't very witty or funny (what's new right?) I think I'll have another go.


Do you like beutiful beaches choked to the brim with whale carcasses?
Do you like to watch the sunset through a haze of environmentally toxic fumes?
Haven't you always dreamed of having that three level house, below ground with a moat, machingun turrets, and minefields?
Getting that armored transport vehicle for your expanding militia group?

If your like me ....You'll love Doom's Landing.

All the comforts of a wartorn abyssmal landscape filled with loads of folks who just want to kill you for your precious, precious water.
but don't worry! guns are free here! as well as any other type of weapon you could dream of!

so come on over and set up your concertina wire! We can always use another target!

Good?....Bad?......I'm the guy with the gun.

---

too much "peace" and "co-operation" in these fonky new splinter countries. Not like the old days. Also far too much digging up of old matters best left undisturbed. Don't you long for the old certainties of the Utopian War? everything was so much simpler back then, you followed Tawakalnism (the correct and proper system for all right-minded people) or Mustantopianism (for alcoholic degenerates) Well at least you knew where you stood and who the enemy was!

---

Amen. For one I agree with my former nemesis. These next generations of mini-dictators are a bunch of flower-power hippies :p. Factorovia will just encase itself in a temporal bubble until the Present is interesting again.

hehe.
I'll be United Nations. Who will sign this (edit+add name).

1. You will not ally.
2. I will offer military aid if you give me it.
3. I just sit here looking like Im helping.
4. No mass nuclear warfare, you will have it invade each other the conventional way.



BlazeME: Flameus Muchus n00bus

*examines the strange writing*

oooon ? whats an ooon? (UN)

*shrugs* proceeds to the bushes whistling merrily with the UN treaty under one arm.

*leans his rifle against a nearby stump of a twisted, burnt out tree.*

*squats down removing his pants.*

*proceeds to poop*

*upon finishing, whipes his cornhole with the treaty*

*after replacing his pants and hefting his rifle, he notices a small diseased and mutated rodent*

*throws a grenade at it*

*chuckles*

Good?....Bad?......I'm the guy with the gun.

<COMMUNIQUE>

To: Combine Council
From: Esquilax
Subject: Top Secret

In regard to your recent request to organise a test of our new bio-toxin warheads, our science team has selected "Doom's Landing" to be the test area for missile calibration and payload testing. Doom's Landing has no armed forces to speak of, rather a series of militamen, and is a hellish barren wasteland which, to the best of our estimates, contains a population of less than five thousand. Due to its location and already extensive pollution, it would be ideal. We are now awaiting the launch codes and permission to commence firing.

Esquilax

Spokesman of "The Combine".

<END COMMUNIQUE>

Time for a little action, eh?

Edited by - esquilax on 1/7/2004 2:34:43 AM

*looks in the sky*

"hmm what's that?"

"oh **it that's a missle!!!!"

*takes aim at the approaching destructive destroyer of destruction with his rifle*

*fires a single shot*

*the missle explodes just 50 meters above the earth*

*nods in satisfaction*

*notices the haze of toxic substances that are now spread over a much larger area of his homeland *

"**it"

*caughs*
*shrugs*
*scratches a**
*notices a dog caughing up it's lungs*

"hmmm.....must be from outta town"

Good?....Bad?......I'm the guy with the gun.

hmm im a bit late but oh well. *jumps on bandwagon*

My country is named Darkland. (can't think of a decent name)
Its a island nation with a population of about 6.5 million.

Darkland, unlike its name, is a pleasant country, the people are
friendly, the women good looking, and it has nice scenery.

Due to its small pop it wont be fighting in any wars. Atleast not
by itself. So we'll sit back and watch, enjoy ourselves and play
lots of rugby. Unless someone badly needs a ally.

I humbly crave asylum in the safety of Factorovia for myself and my Army of Liberation. I know we were enemies once, but the upstart Indy hasn't changed a bit depite his protestations of democracy. Together we can crush the usrper Indy once and for all and divide the former lands of Utopia between us!

TO: Grand Emperor Matthew the 2nd
FROM: Orillion the First

As the probe you found said, you are welcome to come to my systems. We will dispatch a second wing of fighters, to escort you into Orillan Alpha.

TO: Freightov VII
FROM: Orillion the First

Hi, Freightov VII. My scouts just spotted your ship, in the outer rims of my Empire. I would like to come personally to join up with you, but some political happenings here on Sethiik is stopping me. I have heard rumors about rebell in my regime, and i have to investergate. But no plans are changed, the Hypergates are locked on your signature, and will allow you access to Orillan Alpha. But your fighters will have to stay in Casthi 4, untill you return, since the Hypergates only can take on ship at the time.

TO: Tawakalna
FROM: Orillion the First

As a letter you sent to Fractovia said, you was requesting help to wipe out your former ally, Indy. I can help you, and i don't need anything in payment, exept an allience with you, of course.

Beleive in our destiny.