MEMORANDUM
TO: Emperor Mustang I
FROM: Captain Dodgey L'iar

I'm happy to report that the corporate Mustantopian takeover of Mars by our league of business men with fashionable Italian shoes is going as planned.

see attached image

*incoming transmission from Battleship New Magdeburg-Being sent to Jorge Rheinbacher* Adimaral- Sir! Rheinbacher- Yes? Adimiral-As you know the New Dusseldorf was destroyed by RILMSund crafts. Rheinbacher-What about it? Admiral-We tracked the ships to an asteroid colony,we want your permission to attack. Rheinbacher-Hmmm,yes ill also ask Locutus and Arania if they will join us.*end transmission* .P.S. Arania i will pick up Leader Tawakalnin and return to New Munich we will show him the beuties of our empire

Edited by - Clonetrooper119 on 1/13/2004 1:08:52 PM

well that pics just a total lie... that's the Western Australian desert, if I look carefully i can see you and Esquilax with a pair of wombats.

you probably took that out of your bedroom window this afternoon. Mars indeed.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 1/13/2004 2:53:16 PM

Hmmmm, now lets get him warmongering again! bring in the following movies The Matrix Series, .S.W.A.T,Terminator Series,Starwars and The James Bond series oh and stick some M-1 to some tellytubies and blow em up in front of him

Taw's has issues with we Australians, eh Mustang?

hey not so I love Aussies, who do you think serves my drinks?

any friend of Tingha & Tucker's is a friend of mine. And I'd kill for one of the hats. I'm building a model of Ayers Rock in me garage out of chicken wire and clay, I've bought some miniature XXXX cans to throw around the bottom if it for authenticity.

no seriously I 'lurv Aussies, they're a scream. Skippy should have been Prime Minister.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 1/13/2004 3:45:02 PM

<COMMUNIQUE>
To: Comrade Locutov
From: Esquilax
Subject: Top Secret

Comrade Locutov, I require further instructions. "Borgov" is in position. He requests permission to "deliver the package" to Mustang. Please reply promptly, or the opportunity will be lost!

Esquilax

Head of the People's Ministry of Science and Weapons Development.

Taw - That's good to know. I agree, Skippy for Prime Minster! Cast your votes now!

you'd vote for a dead 30yr old stuffed kangaroo as Prime Minister? well Question Time must be a riot then...

*incoming transmission from N.G.S.E superfleet Bismack*

I'm requesting help on what i call "Operation:Blitzkreig" againts a RILMSund base in my territory,thats how the New Dussledorf was destroyed if you aid me on this mission ill give you passage rights,Advance weapons and technology and a full map of my empire and a beta version of The Zwickua,Arania has seen its glorius power to cloak itself and crew,by the way ive brought back Tawakalna as a doll hating, warmogering man ready to be sent back to his homeworld plus i declare war on Mustangtopia and its allies.......For the Empire! please anyone wholl bring Tawakalna back to power join me on this operation*end transmission* hello???? do i have to wait till 12:00 again for an answer???

Edited by - Clonetrooper119 on 1/13/2004 7:14:18 PM

*incoming transmission from Bismarck superfleet*

sending in a 3-d map of our outer territories,in the system of Kloichenberg sector C,7, the enemy base is in the Hans Nebulea, i dont want any problems with my beloved Flagship Zwickua so im onboard the N.G.S.S Zurich or "Hitlers Rage". weve modified our battleships with "Blitzkreig" Mk.7 Experimentel Nucelear Torpedo's we'll give you a 5 layered shield called the "Berllin Wall" made to withstand 100 nucelear missles on each layer

our superfleet consists of:

20 heavy battleships

40 cruisers

60 gunboats

over 100,000 heavy fighters



Edited by - Clonetrooper119 on 1/13/2004 7:54:54 PM

Wow. While I've been convieniently postponing the reading of this thread (cause it's so damn long), it seems an all out war has developed. Interesting...

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2 hrs later: my ships are opening fire on the primary base


man the turrets!

lock on the nuke torpedos!

fire the missles!

luanch the fighters!


FOR TAWAKALNA *base goes up in nucelear flames*

its a full scale war

Edited by - Clonetrooper119 on 1/13/2004 8:19:25 PM

OOC: I find it interesting that people think I have astroide bases or space fighters. Please read the description of RILMSLund before you take control of my equipment

IC:

Letter to Clone:

You do relize that that was not a base of mine, but a decoy. Your fleet should now be destroyed by the Anti-matter bomb it triggered.

Order to Military:

Prepare to defend RILMSLund to the death. Arm yourselves to the teeth.

Order to Tech:

Begin rechearch on space fighters

Order to Prodiuction:

Begin building military units.



Life: No one gets out alive.

Nice Rilms, very nice, but futile, and completely innefective, the black hole projected by my timeship engulfed the trap.

This allowed Clones fleet, and my attack force, to leave unharmed.

Emperor Rhienbacker, i implore you to commence an orbital assault on RILMSund immediatley!

I have 500+ Assorted IGBMs ready for launch
My fleet is ready for departure, you will have 30% of my fleet support, the remainder has been pulled back to Arania to prevent counterattack

this attack force has uppards of 300 carriers, fully equipped
the 10 Homeships that i am deploying have the firepower to completely annihilate the RILMSund capital, while taking no damage themselves.
the 2000+ battleships should be able to occupy and hold RILMSund unhindered.

I can arrange for RILMS capture prior to the attack.

Oh, and RILMS, do try the A-M trap thing again, my ships are all fitted with impenetrable graviton barrier shields, so your trap would be in vain.

Standing by...