Sun Jan 11, 2004 6:49 am by Tawakalna
having abandoned my former warmongering and dictatorial tendencies, I am establishing a new state off the coast of Mustantopia. It is called Nostalgia, and will be a haven for all the forgotten toys, puppets and childrens Tv shows from yesteryear (well up to 1980) While I shall be responsible for it's day to day running as First Minister of Cult TV, the Head of State will of course be "Auntie" Jean Morton, who as a co-national of Mustang, mustn't have far to go as she's getting on a bit now.
the written constitution exists, being the Rules of the Wommerang-Boomerang Club. The precious animals are already there, and have been joined by Sooty, Sweep, Soo, Butch, Snap the Crocodile, lil Scampy, Bill & Ben, Andy-Pandy, Teddy, Looby-Loo, the Pogles inc. Tog and the Pipe-cleaner people, the Woodentops, Hector, Kiki and Zaza, Sir Prancelot, Ivor the Engine, and will soon be joined by Capn Pugwash and the crew of the Black Pig, Noggin the Nog and his Vikings, and even the Clangers are heading there through space on the Musical Boat with the Iron Chicken and the Soup Dragon. The Froglets are already there, because they can go anywhere. Mary Mungo and Midge have declined the offer because they never leave their flat.
Fingerbobs are banned however, becaiuse Yoffi is a git and Fingermouse was killed in a cup of coffee, by Yoffi.
Sundays are a special day when everyone will help Auntie jean to do the washing-up. And everybody has promised to be good and kind and not be baughty. However i doubt Black Jake or Nogbad the Bad will be joining us.
We will of course be provided with an effective self-defence force, which consists of S.H.A.D.O. for space defence operations (Skydiver providing high atmosphere capability) while deep-space reconnaissance and interdiction will,be conducted by Fireball XL5. Naval operations are to be undertaken by W.A.S.P. and Stingray, while land-based defence and air superiority will be maintained by SPECTRUM inc. Captain Scarlet and the Angels. intelligence operations are the remit of W.I.N. and Joe 90, with special ops conducted by the Most Secret Service and Fr. Unwin. emergency sevices will of course be the role as always of International Rescue and the Thunderbirds, although Willie Wombat insists on providing fire cover for the capital. Postmaster-General will be Katie Kookaburra.
Electricity services will be supplied by the State under the supervision of Torchy the Battery Boy. Public transportation will be via Supercar. All children will be in bed by 9 and will say their prayers every night.
All hail Comrade Taw err Auntie Jean! (sorry Auntie getting carried away there!) Citizenship is open to anyone who has or had an appropriate toy and is prepared to be good. applications to me in triplicate with the appropriate fee.
Edited by - Tawakalna on 1/11/2004 8:02:42 AM