I was with a friend making a game today, when it's ready i'll say it here on the LR

seeing as the People's Democratic Republic has by far the largest Army and population and the most fanatical followers, I, as General Secretary and Head of State, have decided that the summit meaning and Treaty ceremony should take place in Gromit's house, which just happens to be in the Kentish splinter territory called the DUSK. That should satisfy everyone, plus we'll all get p*ssed.

I absolutely deny that Gromit has been brainwashed as a Fedayeen and that Tawakalnian Special Forces are dispersed around where he lives. The fact his sister lives down the road from me is purely coincidental, as are his regular supplies to me which are perfectly legitimate trade activities.

Let our respective people's enjoy the benefits of peace and prosperity! Let us march forward together to a brighter future!



Edited by - Tawakalna on 31-12-2003 01:52:49

taw, gromit lives in DUSK territory, and i needn't remind you what would happen where you to forcefully extracate him

Speaking of Grom,

Isn't he due to set off (if he hasn't already) on his grand tour/wedding/honeymoon?

Mustantopia never accused the PDRNS of brainwashing Chancellor Gromit, nor did she accuse the PDRNS of deploying special forces around the area, nor the accusation of illegal supplies or family ties.

The Mustantopian High Council finds these new revelations quite disturbing, and reccomends that the peace summit be moved to the Independent Republic of Daftopia.

i suggest it still be held here, and my staff shall investigate these matters, and your staff may accompany them also, should they so desire

It is better to aim for the stars and hit the tops of the trees than to aim for nothing and hit it dead on.

Comrad Mustang , I recommend you use the latest issue of the atlas. Daftopia is no more, It was renamed the province of Borgia, after I (during the Utopian Conflict, "Removed" Nickless the fifth from office, it has been a province of the PRNS ever since.) My recommendation is that it is held in DUSK within the premeses of the personal guest house of his excellence, the president of the Democratic Union of South Kent (re: DUSK).

Yours Faithfully
Locutus
Commander in Chief Under His Reverance, Comrad Tawakalna
Governor of The province of Borgia (formerly known as Daftopia)

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

see! typical capitalist scaremongering tactics, when the olive branch of peace is shown.. we open our arms in welcome and socialist fraternity, and we face the butt of a rifle We of the People's Republic desire nothing but peace and goodwill, and the opportunity to build our glorious society in joyous co-operation. Mustantopia on the other hand drives it technological terror machine through fostering disharmony and dissent, creating a culture of paranoia and hostilty. And, Comrades, behind Mustantopia stands the Dark Armies of Factorovia, the Black realm of the Witch-King and His Balrogs. In its bleak, arcane stronghold of Fear-Angband, horrors await that seek ever to plunge the Revolution into darkness...

But like a bulwark of light, I, Comrade Taw, who some lovingly call the Dear Leader, and our victorious Armies and the loyal Party, will defend you from this unholy Alliance. Even now we seek to find a peaceful means to end this conflict justly. Our must trusted Minister and Defender of the revolution, the able (and chillingly efficient) Comrade Indy strives now to prevent further bloodshed in his honest negotiations with our foes..

Once again Comrade Tawakalna has engaged in political trickery in a vain attempt to try to draw the glorious Mustantopian Army into another bloody Utopian conflict. These war mongering tactics will not be tolerated nor will the Emperor enter into peace discussions until PRNS garrisons are removed from the Independent State of Daftopia.

Beyond this, it has come to the attention of the Mustantopian Intelligence Agency (MIA), that elite PRNS troops had been ordered into the DUSK republic with the sole order of assassinating Emporer Mustang at the peace summit by any means nessecary. These orders have been traced back to Comrade Tawakalna himself. Sadly due to this new information the Mustantopian Armed Forces have been put on a Level 5 Readiness Alert and to expect an immenent attack from the PRNS Army.

Mmm, so much for going back on topic, ff. Fine. Game on!

<COMMENCE COMMUNIQUE>
To: Great Leader Tawakalna
From: Ministry of Science, Technology & Weapons Development
Subject: Top Secret

Comrade, I have just finished development of the new organic explosive that we were discussing. Our estimates predict that the serum, when ingested, will take approximately 12 minutes to approach critical mass, and should create an explosion sufficient to destroy approximately 10 square kilometres. This will teach those decadent pigs of the Mustantopia to fear the Motherland!

Recommendation: Final testing should be conducted immediately.


Esquilax.

Head of Ministry of Science, Technology & Weapons Development.

<END COMMUNIQUE>

<MEMORANDUM>
To: RL
From: Ch. Com - AM / FM -StatSec
Subj: WTF!!!???

It is urgent that we promote the convening of a peace conference with Mustantopia. Already, I have gotten word from my advance agents in the Factorovian frontier that word of a possible peace is being looked upon favorably in those quarters.

Additionally, our recruitment drive to fill the ranks of Cadettes must not be thwarted. Think of the tremendous benefits to be gained by an unimpeded ability to draw a virtually endless stream of eligible Cadette candidates.

Request permission to send a new delegation to Mustantopia under a flag of truce, accompanied by Defense Minister's own field staff to hammer out a lasting peace and to devise a means by which Borgia will remain a Socialistic Tawakalnian Republic while, at the same time, permitting the "reinstatement" of Nickless V as its putative head of state. Our Creative Thinking Section has devised a new political model, a Socialistic Tawakalnian Monarchy in which the true power will reside in the Premier's office but with Nickless V presiding at official ceremonials, drawing a nice big stipend and being protected by a detachment of our Cadettes.

Needless to say, Defense Minister /General / Governor of Borgia Locutus would then become Premier of the Socilaistic Tawakalnian Kingdom of Daftopia.

Note on Economic Development of Borgia:

I am pleased to report that ground has been broken for the erection of over 30 Morrissons. Fifteen alone are being built in the Capital City, Nickledelphia.



Edited by - Indy11 on 31-12-2003 06:14:05

To: Big boss Taw
From: Commissar for military intelligence
Subject: Assessment of Mustantopian millitary strength, position etc

Comrade:

Recent reconnaissance flights have show us that the majority of the Mustantopian
millitary strength is located on the Mustantopia/PDRNS Border. The exact strength of these forces is estimated to be between 400 000 and 500 000 men and approximately 7000 armoured vehicles. These troops are well equipt and on a high level of alertness. The strength of the Mustantopian reserves is unknown as they are located in Mt. RILMS and any form of reconnaissance is
impossible. We know nothing about the armies of Factorovia as our recon aircraft and spies have been mysteriously disappearing.

I recommend that we further fortify our borders. Also the Mustantopian forces on the border of Daftopia are relatively weak. If peace negotiations were to break down complety then a flanking maneuver through that recently pacified country
would meet with considerable success.

Thankyou comrades and long live Taw!

ministry of external relations letter pb4xwq: letter to mustantopia, PDRNS and factroiva.

* Is there absolutly no possiblity of round table discussions what so ever?

It is better to aim for the stars and hit the tops of the trees than to aim for nothing and hit it dead on.

The leaders don't seem to think so...

Edit: first post of 2004

Edited by - dark_reaper on 31-12-2003 12:02:43