ministry of technology and science press release x2b7z2:

the DUSK space centre has launched robotic probes to mars and the moon to look for traces of any exploitable minerals, should the great powers be interested, we shall publish the results when we get them

NOT if it's from anything named Beagle you won't! another British triumph

I forgot to say that in my Utopia British engineering would not be a pile of cr*P. Well actually it would still be a pile of cr*p but you wouldn't be able to buy anything else, so there'd be 3 mainframe ICLs which everyone would have to apply (in triplicate) 12yrs in advance to use. It would of course stop all spam!

theyve all ready been launched, and are named perseus and zeus

<MEMORANDUM>
To: RL
From: Ch Com - AM / FM - StatSec
Subj: Exchange of Documents - Treaty with Dusk

1) Unable to locate Factorovian ambassador to invite discussion of peace with Mustantopia.

2) Have not received word from Gen. Orillion on the conditions at the front nor indication that peace talks with Mustantopia have progressed.

3) Recommended duty free trade for Stolichnaya has been ignored by Dusk negotiation team. Do we have anything else to offer other than Pink Books?

4) Recommend increasing Morrissons count to 8, 4 to be built by Duskians, 4 by PDRNSers.

Ministry of external relations letter pbqz4: continued negotiations with PDRNS

*We accept the proposal to build 8 morrisons stores in DUSK, 4 by us and 4 by the PDRNS, we hope it will leed to further and strengthened relations with them, and the other great powers.

** We also send 3 DUSK women as good will ambassadors :

*** They will be driving one of these, which you may keep:





Edited by - freighter fighter on 30-12-2003 22:12:17

look ff u keep posting pictures of birds ah dunna even recognise! who are they then? is that those Charlie's Angels totties again?

<MEMORANDUM>
To: RL
From: Ch. Com -AM / FM -StatSec
Subj: Agreement with Dusk.

Recommend formal acceptance of terms with Dusk. Don't know what's keeping
Orillion though.

General Orillion Is nowhere to be found, The mustantopian border looks quite nice, peacefull if it's the right choice of words, recommend using reserves as backup if the truce is a hoax, The main Army is awaiting orders in the conquered lands, I now take command of the province of Borgia () and act as backup of PDRNS, And will ofcourse be having an eye at the truce meeting of the nations involved, acting as the governer of Borgia.

The people of Borgia like to extend their congratulations to all the parties involved, and hope the meetings will go as smooth as possible.

Yours Truly
Locutus
Governor of Borgia and Commander in Chief under The Revered Leader Taw

__________________________________________________________
Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

Edited by - Locutus on 30-12-2003 22:26:37

no taw, its from an american series called charmed..how about i send over keira knightly instead?



Edited by - freighter fighter on 31-12-2003 00:12:13

<drool>

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INITIATING COMMUNICATION CHANNELS
CONNECTED
TRANSMISSION COMMENCING
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Emperor Mustang accepts terms of non-aggression pact.
Mustantopian Armed Forces will be withdrawn from PDRNS territories immediately.
Mustantopian Regulars and Tank Corps will remain garrisoned along Mustantopia/PDRNS Border.

Request audience with Comrade Tawakalna at Neutral DUSK palace to discuss peace treaty.

Recommended Menu:

Scotch
Vodka
Medium Rare Bovine Cuts
Lusty Bar Wenches


Please Confirm Intention of Attendence.

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COMMUNICATION CHANNEL TERMINATED
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Im checking in, Great Leader. Contact me on the PDRNS Com Channel.

Ministry of external relations letter y4x2d: proposed location of PDRNS/mustantopia peace talks.

* What palace would you like to hold the summit in?
** We can accommodate your tastes, and if you like we have plenty of DUSK vintage vodka. Or if you wish we can stock your own preference for vodka.
*** How many Lusty wenches can we provide you with?

SUBJECT: proposed location of PDRNS/mustantopia peace talks

Can somebody inside the Tawakalinian Republic provide me with the information neccesary about the DUSK.

Edited by - Orillion on 31-12-2003 00:59:31