wasn't in that first one, Arch. Dune Messiah & Children of Dune, Muad'dib got his eyes fried by a y-ray generator but his prescience gained from Spice allowed him to "see" events with his mind; when I saw Neo's "gold" vision in M3 i thought that was pretty much how I imagined Muad'dib "saw" after he lost his eyes.
ok it's FF's prizetime. temporary thread hijack. this will be the last HH u'll see for a while.
we have an idiot web development guy where i work. he's a useless lazy f***er. comes in today, spks to me gaffer..
Web Dev Guy: can i have a new machine?
Gaffer: why?
WDG: this one's chogging, its cr*p
G: fine last time i saw it. what's up with it?
WDG: it's slow, it takes ages to do anything, can i have a new one?
(I jump in here. I think the gay's a d*ck anyway!)
Taw: is it the same problem as last time?
G: oh yeah? what problem was that then?
T: plonker had nearly run out space on hd. fragged to 86%. cleared some cr*p off onto another drive, defragged, everything hunky-dory.
WDG: errr well its cr*p now! that was ages ago..
G: have u bothered to scandisk and defrag?
WDG: err can't i have just have a new machine?
G: no f*ck off, what's up with this one? scandisk and defrag it
T: how much hd space have u got left?
WDG: about 30meg i think
T: (ROFTLMAO what a t*t!) 30meg? ur on W2K aren't u?
WDG: err yeah?
T: so how's ur f***ing paging file supposed to work, u mong? I told u about this last time, it's not like all that rubbish is work related anyway. have u filled that 30gig I put in as a slave already?
WDG: err no. i didn't know how to copy the files from one drive to another..
T: (ROFTLMAO!) u what? u total pr*ck, ur supposed to be a professional and u telling us u can't copy files from one place to another? f*ck off!
WDG: can't I just have a new pc?
G: F*ck off, no. clear ur drive off, scandisk and defrag and do NOT bother us again.
(WDG walks out to a chorus of justly scornful laughs..)
I absolutely hate amateurs who pose as professionals. This fool earns twice as much as me. Doesn't even know the difference between http: and ftp: (moron) - he's not long for this world (if I have anything to do with it..

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sorry about the thread hijack, but i didn't think this merited starting a new one! will keep on topic from now on
Edited by - Tawakalna on 20-11-2003 22:39:13