MANHATTAN, LIBERTY SPACE

President Jacobi has officially banned "Someone set up us the bomb" from everyday speech in Liberty. Millions have begun to riot, and the Kusari ambasssador has oficially been recalled, saying that "Kusari cannot and will not associate with a society so bigoted against 'Engrish.'

In a related story, the Red Hessians have surrendered to the Corsairs, stating that "all our base do are belong to them."


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NEW LONDON, BRETONIA SPACE

Queen Carina has declared war on Rheinland for what she termed as "a serious dishonor to me." Unidentified sources close to Her Majesty have commented that she "broke a stiletto heel when the Chancellor was 'putting the moves on her' during a recent date at one of the clubs on New Berlin." When asked for comment, the chancellor said, "Don't look at me. She's the one who's desperate!"


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LIBERTY
Planet Pittsburg

Ageira Technologies responded to an emergency call from LSF and Liberty Police today. It seems an Anubuis became stuck in the docking ring after a skirmish in the debris fields. Ageira doesn’t yet know what to make of the anomaly but apparently a freelancer was set upon by a patrol of Junkers. Upon activating his shields the pilot of the Anubis found his shield polarity reversed promptly attracting every bit of space trash within 40 meters. The Junkers fled the scene in panic supposing the new 'sheild' was a defense created by some crazy Xeno. Luckily the Anubis exited the debris field before acquiring enough mass to create a small gravity well. So far the only clues are that of a Kusari woman laughing hysterically in the background.

Details at 11:00

You always find what you're looking for.

Edited by - Doc on 1/18/2006 8:45:36 PM

My god,my important organs!!!

New Berlin,Rhenland-the canceller woke up today onlt to find his balls scooped out and stole by a no-one...and here comes the SHARKS,noooooooo too much shark tale....... THE NOMADS........................AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(farts rapidly)