Guild News!
BHG prepares for war! The Guild is arming up for war. Armed with the new technology provided by RH, we mobilize our forces. Recruitment has increased. Pilots are gathering from all over the colonies. (Next headline)
Entire BHG has meeting! The entire BHG was represented at a meeting yesterday on New Berlin. This huge rally was attended by all BHG wing leaders, commanders, and Guild Bosses. The Supreme Boss gave a stirring speech.
"The Bounty Hunters were created to protect Sirius from the criminals. These scum are kept at bay by us. We fight for the protection of Sirius every day! Today is no different. Today, we have two enemies! The Outcasts, despite fleeing back to their home, are a threat. That is why patrols will be increased near the jumpholes they have locked. No Outcast shall emerge from those jumpholes, and hope to ever return! Our second enemy is the Farmer's Allience! They have become no more than petty criminals! They will be crushed! In order to do this, we are doubling patrols in Kusari! But, we will not take on these tasks alone! We have help, in the form of the good people here in Rheinland, and those in Liberty. They also want to remove these criminals from our space!"
After the meeting, the wing leaders were given many new supplies. They recieved new rifles, upgraded weapons, extra food, and soem got new ships. We are confident that with these new tools, courtesy of our RH friends, we will be able to stop these pirates.
FA spy captured! Today, a spy for the FA was caught while attempting to flee Bretonia. He claims to have been doing spy work at the Shetland. His superiors told him to examine the ship for weak points. Is the FA planning an attack? In retaliation, we have sent several new wings of fighters to Edinburgh, to stop any attack that may take place there.
This has been an edition of the Bounty Hunter News Network!
Tune in next time for everything a Hunter needs to know!
BHNN out.
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Some questions I have...
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?