Freelancer haiku!

Sat Mar 15, 2003 5:43 am by Cutter20

My reputation
Could use a fix, for a price.
We don't own this base.

Oh, but we have an
understanding with those who
Do unto others.

Firing the Javelins
I'm going to make you wish
You were never born.

-AP

Sat Mar 15, 2003 5:57 am by Rogue Leader

Going Rogue makes me
public enemy number
one. I must bribe folks!

Bounty Hunters die
real easy with Diamondbacks.
MUST find more in ships!

Sat Mar 15, 2003 10:01 am by Zamboni

Originally by DataDroid
*I don't actually smoke anything, that's just a metaphor

Sure you don't... btw did you like the one about Juni or the other one?

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Mining the rock chunks;
diamonds, I like. Scrap metal?!
What a piece of ****!
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Sat Mar 15, 2003 5:49 pm by Pink Poodle

Have Berylliam
Going to station Pueblo
Money out ying yang!

Damn hacker daggers!
Shooting their cruise disrupters
Lazy Lib Navy!

Damn computer game!
I need to study for tests
Finals week next week!

Sat Mar 15, 2003 6:14 pm by Rogue Leader

POSSSIBLE SPOILER

Freaky Nomads live
in your chest like in that flick
with Miss Sigourney (Weaver, but I ran outta syllables...)

Juni, my dearest
why do you hit me so hard?
Blood vessels break easy!

Sat Mar 15, 2003 8:46 pm by llindigoll

LOL

Sat Mar 15, 2003 10:17 pm by DataDroid

I was referring to the NPC conversation one.

Sun Mar 16, 2003 12:11 am by Zamboni

Hmm... here's another one

Hello, Mr. Trent!
Have you anything for me?
Your fly is open.

Sun Mar 16, 2003 6:46 am by Zamboni

Hmm... I thought this would be as popular as the "you've played too much FL when..." thread...

Come on people... post something...

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