Freelancer haiku!

Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:03 am by Rogue Leader

You know what haiku is, right? No? Well, haiku is a form of poetry where each "poem" consists of 3 lines. The first and last lines consist of five syllables, and the middle line consists of seven. Like this

Freelancer rocks. I'm
totally sucked into it.
Must buy Titan fast.

It's that simple! Show your creative side and maybe your girlfriend won't dump ya.

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Rogue Squadron: The True Force in the Galaxy!

Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:47 am by TRAPPER

Freelancer Ownz
can't wait for X2
your mom sucks

O.k it's time for my daily beating.

Fri Mar 14, 2003 6:05 am by ElectricBrain

What the heck....TRAPPER, your haiku doesnt even have the right number of syllables!

(I hope iam right)

Here's mine, carefully crafted:

Done playing beta
and almost finished with gold.
Where is FL2?

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Edited by - ElectricBrain on 14-03-2003 06:06:32

Fri Mar 14, 2003 2:00 pm by Rogue Leader

Yeah, the second line has to have seven syllyables.

Outcasts have big guns.
They kill fast if I'm naughty.
Better work for them...

EDIT: And the other two need to have FIVE syllables...
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Rogue Squadron: The True Force in the Galaxy!

Edited by - Rogue Leader on 14-03-2003 14:00:46

Fri Mar 14, 2003 4:17 pm by Zamboni

Oh Juni my dear
Your ass is so very fine
It's almost unreal

Edited by - Zamboni on 14-03-2003 16:18:56

Fri Mar 14, 2003 4:48 pm by Jemimus

I mine many rocks.
Soon I will buy a Saber.
A few more to go.

-Just when you thought your flying days where over... they pull you back in[!-

Fri Mar 14, 2003 4:52 pm by Jemimus

Must bribe the Corsairs
When visiting their systems
Idont survive long

-Just when you thought your flying days where over... they pull you back in[!-

Fri Mar 14, 2003 4:58 pm by Jemimus

Money feeds my greed
One more system One more kill
Now my heart is black

-Just when you thought your flying days where over... they pull you back in[!-

Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:01 pm by Becket Velar

Lasers shine on by
Evade jink dodge the white light
Death hides in the stars

B

Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:40 pm by Sarpedon

Diamonds, Cardamine
Two of my favorite things
Die, Liberty scum!

Damn bounty hunters
I've killed a million of you
Why don't you give up?

Planet Curacao
It makes me wish that this game
Was really real life.

Wings shattered, hull cracked
I limp back to Freeport 10.
90 K to fix?!

Radiation eats
away my ships hull. But not
my love for this game.

Fri Mar 14, 2003 8:02 pm by Zamboni

You got anything?
You are new here are you not?
Uh-huh, I guess so.

May I see your card?
You should go, Mr. Trent, or
bad things will happen.

Fri Mar 14, 2003 8:41 pm by Lev Arris

Zamboni... yours is definately the best. lol.

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"Sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities. Perhaps my next film will be about a talking dog who braves the harsh realities of the world in a heart warming attempt to find his rightful owners, who mistakenly thought he was dead. That way you could watch it and get a fuzzy feeling inside and when it was over you could all go f*ck yourselves." - Troy Duffy, director of The Boondock Saints

Edited by - Lev Arris on 14-03-2003 20:41:34

Fri Mar 14, 2003 8:49 pm by Omni_Ltd

Humpbacks' siren call...
Witness to the silent void,
Whale-kin here, now gone...

Fri Mar 14, 2003 9:01 pm by llindigoll

If UPS don't
deliver my Freelancer
They will regret it!

Sat Mar 15, 2003 5:28 am by DataDroid

Great one Zamboni

I am addicted
Freelancer is like crack*
I must get some sleep

Trade lane disrupted
Die you blasted Lane Hackers!
Space dust in my trail

*I don't actually smoke anything, that's just a metaphor

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