136. You just might be a redn...er, Rheinlander.

137. U think that George W. Bush has been infected by nomads.

138. U think the real president of U.S. is trapped in Alaska.

139. U try to smuggle between supermarkets.

140. U look for US & Japanese mix female on the Internet & hope that u can hook
up with her.

<EDIT>
140.5 U actually compare the gal's photo u found with Juni's.
</EDIT>

141. U think Alaska is as alien as Roswell.

142 U want to shoot those police who stop u driving at 300 kph cos u think it is
legal to drive at that speed in "trade lane", and thought that police is just
pirates intercepting the "trade lane" who want to steal all the thing in ur
car's trunk.

143. U follow ur neighbourhood's car in order to form a formation, and then u
crash into his/her house just cos he/her has return home and u forget to
press esc.

144. U call the landfill in ur area "Junker's base".

<EDIT>
144.5 U actually go into the landfill to seek for anything useful for ur car.
</EDIT>

145. When u hear "nomads" in Australia or somewhere else, u think that they are
THE REAL EVIL.

146. U thought that u can travel from england or germany to japan very quickly
through somewhere call "tau" or "sigma"

147. U thought Hawaii is owned by Zoners cos it's so far away from anywhere
else.

<EDIT>
147.5 U call Hawaii Freeport-H.
</EDIT>

148. U called urself Junko Zane or Edison Trent.

<EDIT>
149. U like smoggy days now.

150. U called the house in the center of ur area "Middle Green", "Red Dwarf" or worse "Neutron Star", and u don't want to goto there cause it burns.
</EDIT>

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More to come later.

Edited by - Junko Zane on 08-03-2003 15:47:17

Edited by - Junko Zane on 08-03-2003 15:48:16

151. You get Freelancer on Saturday (March 1st). You install it that night. You calculate the hours in a week (168), subtract from it the time you spend at classes (120.5), subtract time for sleeping (65.5), subtract time for doing chores, eating, etc. (49.5). Subtract from it the time wasted on Saturday because you didn't install it until late at night (At about 5:00PM, so 17 hours), Subtract from 32.5 the time your Freelancer game clock says... and end up with a negative number

Edited by - uranium - 235 on 08-03-2003 21:55:01

- The person next to you in the car says "Why are we going so slow, we gotta go faster

- You beat the game and it's going to be released in April

- The "F" key shows signs of heavy usage

- You're on your 3rd keyboard

- You curse upon the makers of the game for not giving you enough time to make money after Mission 8

You've melded with your computer chair and nobody wants to even look at you.

When you finally take a crapper, you're on the can for five days.

You think crop circles are love letters from Juni.

"You have 2,765 new messages. First message: I'm leaving you for a man who actually moves from his computer chair!'

When Publishers Clearing House arrives at your door with a $20 million dollar prize, you slam the door in their faces 'cause it's not your recently shipped copy of Freelancer.

`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`


Rogue Squadron: The True Force in the Galaxy!

One last one

161. You have either "hcetigoL" or "tfosorciM" embedded in your right hand.

When you refer to streets as trade lanes

highways as jump holes

stores as Stations

Malls as planets

city/towns as Systems

you start replacing street sign with names like (K-Mart Station -> Jimm's Base)

onramps(Hareware depot -> Oregon jump hole)

But you really know you've played to much when you see a Red X on something and you try to find where or how to cargo or weapons off.

My luck is either good or bad so I'm First to kill or first to dead

162. You are getting bored of it...

Sad ending...

My turn:

- You growl at friends who say "FL sux".

- You kill you friends who say "FL sux"

- On the keyboard, your right hand's default position is on the buttons TAB, shift, W,D spacebar instead of ASDF.

- You have 200+ MB of Freelancer screenshots on your computer and your reaction is lighting fast when it comes to press the "Print Screen" Button.

- You are sitting at 1:35 am and posting polls and replies in the FL selection of TLR...

-----

Bazil, M. P.
Webmaster and founder of Roughnecks -Freelancer Division
"If you would care to follow me... " -- DEATH of the Discworld

- you are dissapointed that not so many cars have "cruise control" on it.

- when you do find one with that, you are dissapointed even more because you miss the "charging up" sound.

- you expect german cars to actually have green exhaust fumes.

- you shoot on police cars to get in betetr rep. with the outcasts...

- you just don't understand why japanese cars don't have "wingeling-thingies" on them.

- you don't trust that "nomad" sleeping bag.

- Greenpeace is after you because you actually mounted two hornvipers on your car.

Ambulance with sounding alarm pass by your place and you think "dammit, one of those noobs must´ve been shot down again".

This actually happened to me a few minutes ago

-You strap squirt guns to your car and try to blow up semi trucks
-When it doesn't work, you buy nerf guns instead because "squirt guns are weak against Semi Truck Shields"
-You think that the reason the military won't let you drive into the're secret base is because you rep isn't good enough
-to fix this, you drive to Colorado to look for Xenos
-You go to a place that you decide is Omicron Gamma, find a "Jump Hole", buy a rocket launcher and fire it at the sun. When it doesn't blow up, you hunt down the guy who started this rumor and shoot him with your rocket launcher too.
-You have over a million kills
-You ask for H-Fuel at the gas station
-You ask someone what the best trade route is
-You ask someone which direction it is to Sector F3
-Instead of saying "Hey, there's the sun!" you say "Hey, there's the Medium White!"
-You forget to feed your dog, and it gets so hungry that it bites your leg off
-You don't notice

Edited by - Ebola on 09-03-2003 22:50:38

Just a few:

- In response to someone else's 86. The guy at Radio Shack says, "no we don't have any shield batteries, but check out this great Tandy computer", you immediately snap it up because it's older and might have a chance in hell to play the original Privateer.

- Every time your friend comes over, you glance to your significant other, then back to your friend and say "I don't really run this place, but I have an understanding with those who do."

- You realize Liberty Ales and Sidewinder Fangs both exist and become intent on trying them in real life.
*OR*
- You realize Liberty Ales and Sidewinder Fangs both exist in real life, which begins a downward spiral as you lose your grip on reality and eventually are institutionalized for no longer being able to tell what's real from what isn't.

Demo Only:

- You've found creative ways to lose money so you're never worth more than $29,019
- You never take the highways because you figure you won't be granted access

Full version

- Whenever you see a beautiful sunset or other scene, you try to save it as a screenshot.
- You've worn the logo off your mouse (mine used to say Logitech).
- You've forgotten how to use a joystick, and get disoriented when the y-axis is inverted.
- You hang around in less-than-reputable places so you can shoot thugs and take their loot.
- You've found every system, base, wreck, patrol route, mineable area, etc.
- You've asked your significant other to legally chang his/her name to Edison Trent/Jun'Ko Zane
- You can never look at a purple jewel the same way again.
- Your glasses prescription has gone up since you got the game (CRT users)


EDIT: Dang, HTML doesn't work

Edited by - DataDroid on 10-03-2003 02:36:08