7.5 You start telling people "Your new here arent you"

-X

Edited by - Xync on 05-03-2003 22:04:50

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4. You call your girlfriend Juni

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ROTFL!! great post! anyone got more?

8. You attempt to rig your car so you can steer it with a mouse.
9. You succeed.
10. You call methane "me-thane". (You'll understand this one later)
11. You disable the guages on your dash in favor of the neuronet.

12. You refuse to come home/park your car/buy or rent a second car because "IT" WONT LET ME! I'M A FREELANCER GODDAMMIT!

13. You bribed the bartender to fix your rep with the Hell's Angels. Or the Honda Club.

Edited by - Fear Factor on 05-03-2003 21:51:40

14. You start calling your trunk "My unused turret hardpoint"
15. You consider the kid that mows your lawn an alien terraforming organism

Edited by - Crowley on 05-03-2003 22:08:11

14. Your girlfriend welcomes you home with "I've seen you round here before haven't I?"

15. Your dog is eating your dinner with you wife, and you're on cans of dogfood, their easier to eat while flying.

16. Your friends talk to you using your call-sign.

17. You have no real friends anymore....they've all forgotten who you are.

18. You ask for "Permission to dock" before engaging in sexual relations with your significant other.

19. She replies "Freelancer Alpha-One-Dash-One, permission to dock granted, please proceed to docking bay one."

20. or even better "docking bay 2"

21. But be worried if she says "Permision to dock denied, base is hostile."

Alright I think thats enough.

When you start getting tunnel vision from spending most of your time in trade lanes.

22. You drive your car into a fog bank and expect to hear "sensory perception has been reduced."

23. You're driving your car and come upon a traffic jam and attempt to form on someone ahead hoping they drag you through the bottleneck.

24. You are lfying into a new system and hear birds chirping and think those guys at DA think of everything...then realize it's really the birds outside your window indicating sunrise is approaching.

25. You start looking at the AAA map expecting to see patrol routes to the next jump hole.

Edited by - Stinger on 05-03-2003 22:16:45

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21. But be worried if she says "Permision to dock denied, base is hostile."

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23. Be even more worried if she says "Permission denied. Pattern is full. You may proceed when it's free again."

24. You drive your car with 200mph into a fog bank because you wanna escape the radiation.

25. You keep going into bars without drinking anything but asking random people if they have a job or a rumour for you.

26. All people look and sound alike to you

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"In all likelihood you're going to die out there. We're all going to die out there, but none of us needs to be reminded of that fact. So you die, you never existed." - Lt. Cmdr. 'Angel' Devereaux

ROFL great posts.

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I think Im dumb, maybe just happy - Kurt cobain

27. You become much too interested in the boron at the supermarket

28. A red car comes near you and you hear pounding music and hit the space bar.

29. You give directions by painting purple diamonds at intersections.

30. There are two bars on the planet and you get confused.

31. You walk into one of the bars and more than one person is at each table, and you run away in frustration.

32. You walk into the other bar, and someone walks toward you, and you don't know what to do.

33. You ask the bartender for a "sidewinder fang", the bartender doesn't know what that is, and neither do you.

34. You put your dope in a cannister, a straw up your nose, and tell the cops you "need this for survival".

35. You wonder why you've dehydrated then tell another bartender that you don't really want a drink.

36. You hit a rock at 79kph then curse your Liberty shields for the size of the dent.

37. You want to shoot at someone on the highway but keep remembering that your weapon won't work in cruise speed.

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The Next Thing I Say To You Will Be True
The Last Thing I Said Was False

38. You keep getting paychecks and wonder why they haven't made a direct money transfer to your account
39. You don't take the highway and instead go into the woods trying to find a shortcut
40. You're in a bad neighborhood and you think you can overcome a bunch of muggers pursuing you
41. Your girldfriend is pumping you like mad, and you're starting to realize you have no more condom shields and your hull is starting to leak
42. You've bought some luxury foods like caviar, foie gras and smoked salmon at a distant shop, only to realize they are no more eatable when you get home.

LOL, very funny topic
Keep em coming !!

43. You get pulled over for speeding and tell the cop it's ok to scan me for contraband, cause you are clean.
44. You take your car to jiffy lube and ask for them to install thrusters, a mine launcher and upgrade the shields!

Cheers,
Lynx