104. you are still reading at the 104th sentence.

105. You come to the conclusion that your copy of FL hasn’t arrived yet because some tradelane hackers must have intercepted the FedEx Freighter that carried it.

Now that is funny! Actually, it was me who hacked the shipment... muhahaha!

You try and click on people at the supermarket to obtain stuff...

Today on the interstate I called two semi-trucks "ships" by accident.

ROTFL!
109: You start following people in hope of finding a new road or a secret hideout.
110: The cashier at the supermarket tells you that you must be on friendlier terms to purchase ultra strength tylenol; you opted for regular strength instead.
111: You start shooting politicians on sight.
112: You are surprised that your car is totaled after you rammed a rock.
113: You tried fitting 250 people into a humpback.
114: You tell your friends you travel between Berline & Tokyo on a daily basis.

uh... that's all I can think of... and they suck... Read the others instead.

---This statement is FALSE---

Some of them are great.

You hit a rock in your car and try to find the button to tell the nanobots to repair the hull.

When a guy at the local bar you been going to for ages suddenly asks "You're new here aren't you", you try not to punch him on the nose.

Someone on the street shouts out to his friend Trent and you answer.

You begin to fancy Juni.

You feel lost when the dialogue with people in town deviates from the standard responses.

You hear a rumour that your girlfriend is seeing another guy and respond "Every little helps."

You dump your girlfriend in the hope that Juni will then date you.

********* and finally, you know when your really hooked when:

You actually get a date with Juni.


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My idea of an OS is one that operates the system, not a self contained package of every piece of software ever invented.

You fashion a space suit out of aluminum foil, a football helmet, and a beer bong for a respirator.

You build a cockpit out of empty beer boxes complete with liberty decals on the side and silouetes of all the rogues you have killied.

After every person finishes speaking with you, you answer them with, "One time, in freelancer I..."

You finally become a successful businessman and have millions of credits with hopes of owning a nice mansion with a 6 ship garage, but then realize that is impossible and cry.

You go to the supermarket and spend hours looking for Liberty ale.

(Have you ever had the feeling that you have amnesia and dei jah vu at the same time, "I think I remember not remembering that before.)

You can't close your eyes 'cos they've dried up

You've grown a beard in what seems like 3 hours

You have a sudden craving for food and water

You ask your local criminal for alien artifacts

You start seeing familiarities (soz if its spelt wrong) between people you know and people in the game.

You work as a miner and could've sworn that the company's name was deep space engineering

Remember, You are not a Salmon!

- you forget to go to school
- you wonder why you're hungry, then realize you haven't moved from the computer for about 4-6 hours
- you dream about making sweet deals on h-fuel
- you dream about juni
- no other computer games seem to make the cut anymore

(note: most of these have happened...sad, isn't it?)

Kyp

Guitar God at heart...something quite unsatisfyingly different in reality...

...you make a list "You've played too much Freelancer if..."

you do a search on google and actually find it..

http://www.anchorbrewing.com/beers/libertyale.htm

Hehehe, well done

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