The one thing that bothers me is When Trent walks into a bar and up to a Bartender he never, never, nerver, gets a drink. The only time he asks a barkeep for a drink is right after he has had an entire freeport shot out from under him at the beginning of the game. After that he never attempts to by a drink again. Hey the barkeeps got to make a living also. Hey Trent! Buy a sidewinder fang evey once in a while for petes sake.

What I Would love to hear some time is,

Trent saunters into a bar and walks up to the barkeep.

Trent: "Hey. what have you got".

Barkeep: "Hey I know you! Your that loser that is always pumping me for info and never buys a drink! Sure I know something that might be worth your while but I am not telling you till you buy a damm drink! This is a bar after all buddy!"

I am willing to bet Trent does not drink for PC reasons. If Trent was always knocking one back when he went to the barkeep for a rumor, or for that matter was acuttally seen holding a drink in hand as he talked to other patrons. The pressure group pleasure police .{try saying that threee times fast } Would be holding press conferances decrying Digital Avils evil depiction of alcohol use.

So heres a challage to you modders. Gives as a mod that shows Trent walking into a bar with a fat cigar clenched between his teeth and a Double meat buger in one hand. If he talks to a barkeep he gets a bottle or a can of something, and as he walks around the bar talking to patrons he smokes, consumes fatty fast food and imbibes adult beverages, and of course the bar patrons he greets will all be doing likewise. Hey! He is in a bar after all, and of course this will make the Health Gestopo's heads explode.

That's my rant.

Yeah,and after that Trent goes to toilet and deals some Cardamine.

Ah, Trent doesn't need any drink; he's already drunk all of the time.

Or haven't you noticed his hip sway when walking into the bar? Juni would be jealous if she saw that.


Bartender: *Watches hip sway* "Why hello there sexy la... oh, Hi Trent."