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Twist My Wish

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:46 pm

Granted, but the world cup England gets is merely a cup that has a world on it.

I wish for fish on my ish wish dish.

(Take that! Cant go wrong with Dr. Suess.)

Post Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:02 am

granted: you get a huge rotting fish that runins your dish

i wish for nothing to go wrong.

Post Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:08 am

granted nothing goes wrong, everything goes right and it is imposibble to go left


I wish for live to be good like it is right now (I WON SCOTISH BUISNESS WEEK)

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:08 am

Granted, nothing happens.

EDIT: Ooops, forgot wish

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish

Edited by - The Evil Thing on 6/3/2006 6:08:47 AM

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:56 am

Granted but you used your wish on that wish.

I wish for world peace.

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:44 am

Granted, but you didnt specify which "world"

I wish for more wishes

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:10 am

granted u but ur second wish is never to have an untwisted wish

i wish for pie

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:35 am

Granted but it is full of bugs and worms.

I wish for a Gibson Les Paul Guitar.

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:25 pm

Granted, but theres no strings.

I wish for a dozen, American, 100 dollar bills.

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:42 pm

Granted but they explode on contact with human skin.

I wish monkeys ruled the world we lived on
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:24 pm

Granted, but they decided to hole up in a tree, waiting for bannanas.

I wish that I could wake on the panet Vulcan during the Vulcan Acadamy Murders novel time.

Post Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:23 pm

Granted, however, bizzarley, all the Vulcans prezent are currenty going through pon farr. (I apologice for the crudeness, i couldnt resist! )

I wish for extraterrestrials to come along and accelerate humanity into a new age!

Post Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:04 am

Granted, but the 600 G's the acelaration pulls is to much and we all turn into jelly.

I wish I had a cat.

Post Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:44 am

Granted, you must now stay awake every single second of your life to let it in or out.

I wish for a simu-ninja

Edited by - The Evil Thing on 6/4/2006 2:44:33 AM

Post Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:47 am

granted, but as i have no idea what that is i give u a twig


I wish for TLR to keep going FOR EVER

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