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Twist My Wish

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

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The Evil Thing

Post Mon May 22, 2006 8:53 am

Granted, you are so depressed by your lack of insanity that you go insane to compensate.

I wish for a some money

Aldebaran28

Post Mon May 22, 2006 9:05 am

You get some money, but then inflation sharpely rises making the money you get worthless.

I wish there was 36 hours in a day.

Chips

Post Mon May 22, 2006 10:23 am

Granted, shame it's not earth eh?
You'd like Venus though, that has 5536 hours per day or so.

I wish for world peace and harmo... nah, I wish for ten tons of gold.

darth revan

Post Mon May 22, 2006 10:56 am

Granted,but u've got nowhere big enough to store it.

I wish for someone to design a perfect double bass pedal

The Evil Thing

Post Mon May 22, 2006 12:41 pm

Granted, but they don't realise what they've built so toss the design in the rubbish bin.

I wish for a high WIS score.

realm

Post Thu May 25, 2006 11:34 am

Granted but by u doing that u end up using all ur energy etc and just curl into a ball and die

I wish for everything and nothing at the same time (go on twist it i dare u)

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Aldebaran28

Post Thu May 25, 2006 12:15 pm

The wish giver is still a little deaf and mishearing things like the last time someone asked for a 'knot thing.' He hearby grants you your wish, but what you end up with is a large bird cage and a rope with a knot it hanging inside (an 'aviary thing' and a 'knot thing.').

I wish the bank manager would stop harassing me.

Balthazar Furious

Post Thu May 25, 2006 12:32 pm

Granted, the bank manager is found dead the next day and you're charged with the murder.

I wish that any wounds I sustain would heal instantly.

H.Q. Victor

Post Thu May 25, 2006 2:57 pm

Granted, but they turn into purple polka dots.

Wish I was retired and in the mountains.

Xca|iber

Post Thu May 25, 2006 3:10 pm

Granted, unfortunately you retire on Olympus Mons, the tallest mountain on mars, where there is absolutely no atmosphere, and you explode.

I wish for anything (a knot-thing and an aviary-thing would be nice too)

Chips

Post Thu May 25, 2006 3:52 pm

You have anything, sadly it's a word that lacks and real substance apart from the "paper" it is written upon.

I wish for that bird in "House" naked (Jennifer Morrison according to IMD, and covered in chocolate... on my bed, NOW NOW NOW!

Where's my beer gone.

Accushot

Post Thu May 25, 2006 4:23 pm

Alright, she's on your bed, covered in a very rare kind of chocolate that causes a violent allergic reaction in human males. She's there, you just can't touch a thing.

I wish for...tickets to every single World Cup game in Germany this year.

H.Q. Victor

Post Thu May 25, 2006 5:19 pm

Granted, but you find out the cup is moved to england this season.

Wish I had my snow back, instead of the heat.

Arania

Post Thu May 25, 2006 10:09 pm

Granted, however, the snow comes as a byproduct of a genetically-engineered bacteria that absorbs heat and extretes frozen water. unfortunately, they did not kill all of the bacteria with your shipment, thus resulting in a near-pandemic elevel of snow packing up outside.

I wish for nothing

realm

Post Fri May 26, 2006 2:11 am

granted u get nothing at all there is no universe no matter nothing excists and u just killed everyone and everything

I wish for any country except englad to win world cup
I only support 2 teams scotland and whoever england is playing

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