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Hey Eskie, I''m huntin'' Wabbitsees!

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:00 am

@FD: 5 Second attention span lad so the subliminal messages in your lengthy posts will have no impact on me.

@Esqui: He ^^ wants yer addy. Cunning rouse alright but even you could not be lured into such a false sense of security by that level of butt kissing could you?

Post Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:37 am

Jaggy - Check my profile. You will find what you are looking for... Besides, you don't need MY permission to post details of ID's sordid past. I think that we are all interested in what you have discovered, aren't we ID?

ID - "Trust no-one", remember?

Edited by - esquilax on 12/29/2005 12:38:15 AM

Post Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:59 am

@Flopsey: It is always nice to see that we can agree on at least some of the more essential basics.

@Jughead: The rabbit is right, again. *sheesh* Feel free to post what you will, provided you do not discuss Politics, Religion or Cloaks, as they are forbidden. The latter in a mark of TLR respect to the sacred and honoured attire worn by the Druidic Order of the Swiss *hovers and bows piously* (not to be confused with the Swiss Order of Druids, or SODS, bloody splitters).

Post Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:48 pm

Not much to tell about Mr. Id, is there? Man runs about wearing a hooded cloak and nary anything else (good thing it is a long cloak). with an uncanny ability to get his hands on *sniff* good American whiskeys while yours truly is forced to tipple the mediocre stuff *sniff*

Post Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:48 pm

So ye're assertin' that he be a cloak-enshrouded, whiskey-drinkin', enebriated mendicant? Aha! The cat's out of the proverbial now ID!

Post Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:08 pm

Yes Esquilax, but the e-mail in your profile, when I send a message to it, the postmaster immediatley sends me a message back saying it failed to deliver the message.

Post Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:12 am

Make sure that you remove the capital letters in the address .

Post Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:05 am

@Indy: You alread know that you are always welcome to treat yourself to the contents of Id's drinks cabinet, you just have to get yer rear over here first.

@Jughead: You forget that the postal service in Esquilax is pretty pooh. No mailboxes you see so everything has to be brought down the burrow and paw delivered plus, as they are all inbred, the sir names are all the same which adds to the general overriding confusion. Add the fact that the flopseys lack the all important opposable digit and you have the makings of a SpamFree society. Quite nifty really if you are into that sort of thing.

Send your mail to: Mr Laxative
Tunnel One
The Damp Dump
Cramped Hole
Esquilaxativia
WN2.

Post Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:01 pm

Pah! A package was sent to me from an island just off the coast of Druidia in February 2005, and it STILL has not arrived! Take that ID's Postal Service!

Post Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:27 pm

Off the coast? You mean Britania I suppose? How many times do I have to tell you that they aare not the same thing you daft hopper. Just because they stole our languange and forceed us to listen to pop muzak it does not make us the same you know. Daft muck dweller!

Post Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:29 pm

Read the fine print churl! I said "off the coast of Druidia", which does not imply that the island is a part of your vaunted "kingdom". It's the same postal service though... they're all in it together. *Narrows eyes and lays back ears*

Post Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:15 am

wrong again, Hoppity; the Postal Services are NOT the same, Royal Mail does not cover Craggy Oisland.

<shamed> I can't believe I'm contributing to keeping this nonsense alive! Anyway Bunny i see you finally found your human slave, Jugged. as in Jugged-Hare. ooh thats a bad pun....

.. no doubt the poor lad will, like the rest of your meagre band of follyers, come to regret his choice.

Id - you mean he's moved? The address I had was

"Dunrabbitin"
No 13 Hovel Burrows
Raisin Street
Dungtown
Squitssavia

course, one smelly dank hole full of rabbit pooh is much like another smelly dank hol;e full of rabbit pooh.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 1/6/2006 5:46:18 AM

Post Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:41 pm

Bah, they may have differing names, but they are both useless when it comes to delivering items to Esquilaxitavia!

Post Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:08 am

I got my package from Craggy Oisland nay problem, and Tawakalnistan Exports reach that rugged region without any issues. It's just you

Post Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:12 am

Backward counting key chain is en route.

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