I don't leave the windows open. I have a retinal scanner that's run on an independent power supply, so I don't need keys. Getting locked out of my own compound? Not a chance in hell.

Mee - I see, and exactly how is it rabbit-proof, etc? It's easy to say, but not easy to do. Go on, show us the blueprints! In addition, how did you pay for the construction costs and, more importantly, have the modifications to your "compound" (it's actually a really cheap and shabby one bedroom apartment) completed so quickly? Bah, you're making it all up! Where's the proof?

As for that Lego-ish picture Taw, that's an image from one of the entries to Universitae d'Leporidae's (it was renamed recently) arthouse film festival. Yes, Esquilaxitavia is truly a bastion of art and good culture.

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Eskwee-laxed:

As for that Lego-ish picture Taw, that's an image from one of the entries to Universitae d'Leporidae's (it was renamed recently) arthouse film festival. Yes, Esquilaxitavia is truly a bastion of art and good culture.

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Well don't that just beat all. A quasi-edumacated rodent that mixes up latin with french ... what's it called? Frantin? Larench?

Esqy: It's not what you see, it's what you DON'T see. I will not show blueprints to an oversized rodent, or to anyone for that matter. It may look like an ordinary apartment complex, but there are deeper levels. You're not the only one who can live underground. Whereas your underground home is just made of dirt, mine is multilayered with concrete walls reinforced with titanium. People can survive a nuclear war in my compound. It gives Norad a run for it's money. It's pretty much an underground city. And everyone who lives here is armed to the teeth. The Trebuchets of Doom on the surface are for punishment, entertainment, and defense, along with all the mines I've placed around the area. Not to mention all the snipers in the surrounding buildings and barns and stuff. We're prepared for war. Are you?

I wouldn't mock too much, Exkwylocks; mee is clearly very capable, determined, and well-resourced - he found you out, didn't he, in deep cover on those OTHER forums and dragged your shameless corruption of vulnerable humans into the light of day.

*Snorffles in amusement* Yeah, right. Mee comes out of nowhere with his anti-Esquilax brigade and his titanium-reinforced apartment and I'm supposed to feel threatened? Esquilaxitavia is always ready to repel invaders, as you will find to your sorrow should you choose to attack. "The Formula" can do some truly amazing things...

Indy - It's all part of the fun Indy. Even the name of Esquilaxitavia's universities are educational.

Again HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!! I leave for a couple days and this thread gets FOUR new pages!!! I think the Bumpitty Bump thread has met its match. We should make some sort of competition to see if anyone can best the all mighty Wabbitsees hunting thread.

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Even the name of Esquilaxitavia's universities are educational.

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<al-znorphal> by FD's beard, how exactly I Tawakalnistan we have no such arrogant GB-fuelled hubris - our educational establishment is based on the madrasseh system so everyone is treated equally - one book per school, that way it's fair to everyone. It also means that resources can be spent where they're really needed, on important things like plumbing for the Grand Pal.. erm "Mosque", shoes perfume and handbags for Mrs Taw, new Ladas from Swiss Dru Enterprises and those monthly trips to IndyCorp's CokedupCobana Casino in the Caribbean, although that's just a stopover on the way to the fraternal socialist comrades in Cuba who make those lovely cigars.

Nars - it has a life of its' own. What amazes me is that so many people find the Rabbit of interest even if they don't like him. Speaking for myself of course I couldnt be bothered if he never shows his flopsy ears out of his burrow hole ever again <sniff!>

Flopsy -

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Mee comes out of nowhere with his anti-Esquilax brigade and his titanium-reinforced apartment and I'm supposed to feel threatened?

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yes you should. mee has been constructing these facilities for years*, funded by a secret chain of front companies, utilising excess labour privided by Tawkalnistan's prison farms and vehicles supplied by <ahem> someone near Dublin docks. This super secret secret base is now ready to act as the world command centre for a global war on Rabbitry. You don't think that all those Tawakalni rocket experiments were for idle amusement, do you? Our underground rabbit slave factories (built and operated under contract by IndyWater Global Exploitation Services) have been mass-producing Al-Taw@ss Mark V ballistic missiles armed with multiple mixedupmeetoeses warheads, along with "Bad Carrot" anti-rabbit mines, cunningly disuguised to look like carrots, and a viral agent that will gradually denude the world's ginger supply, apart from the crystallised ginger chunks stored deep in secret Tawakalni vaults. We've been practising on DEFCON for months now, making sure that we can launch sneak pre-emptive attacks on the Melbourne area and ensure the elimination of any possibility of a serious counter-attack by rabbits, thus allowing to begin the process of forced assimilation and subjugation of your species without interrruption. Or we'll go sealclubbing, which amounts to much the same thing. I think that Van Diemen's Land would make a good rabbit prison.

mee's base. Note IndyCorp private plane parked nearby, for rapid getaways to Cantgetoutofbedtodaycobana Beach.

and they're all on the open market too. why, these days anyone can have a secret underground base if they're truly intent on world domination!

Edited by - Tawakalna on 10/14/2007 5:11:33 AM

What Taw has shown is a general idea of my base, as the exact specifications and layouts have been classified top secret. Taw's weaponry has proven to be extremely useful and effective against llamas and rabbits. Rabbits in particular. Rabbits have a tendency to fool their opponents into thinking that rabbits are cute, little cuddly creatures. Deceptive little bastards, they are. We know the truth about them. Llamas, on the other hand, are just f**king ugly, and deserve to be put out of their misery.

<Internal Monologue> We really need to introduce something new. After all, we are nearly at Page 80! Hmm, I guess I'll "knock it up a notch" with something a little more unusual and see how we go... </Internal Monologue>

Oh yes, of course! The "viral agents" and "weapons" possessed by sand-rich (but money-poor) Tawakalnistan! How could I have neglected to factor them in to the equation? If your bunkers are so secure and your weapons so "advanced", then explain if you would your latest exploration into the supernatural and the occult. Esquilaxitavia's intelligent network has discovered that Taw has, like Hitler, been seeking out ancient artefacts that are believed to have powers, in order to ensure victory against the Rabbit-King (yep, he's that insecure). For example, the latest spy camera images show evidence that Tawakalnistan is dabbling in areas such as voodoo:


Indeed, it's lucky that Esquilaxitavian agents were able to foil Taw's attempt to steal the "Spear of Destiny", although we recently learned that the Mullah was able to find a substitute:


Will it help him win the war against Esquilaxitavia? Only time will tell.

Esquilurx's intelligence network? Isn't that self-contradictory?

That's the best ye can do? Bah, that petty insult isn't even worthy of retaliation!

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