Dont worry Dr. Phil...I mean Esq, I'm sure you have many legitimate reasons for being over at the cad forums....*pauses*...*reads more threads*.....Jesus H Christ it really is a forum for the young and the romantically hopeless.

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How can I improve my looks?
Guide to Dating.
A crowd full of people and there SHE is.
Relationship advise please.
What is there to live for?
I can't ask her.

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And that's only the first feckin page

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To all those who were afraid to love
I can't go anywhere with her.
I'm f*cking fat and can't get laid.

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and it keeps going on like this. Man, i've seen self help/suicide forums with less misery-activity than this.

EDIT: Dammit, Ed beat me to the Dr. Phil joke.

Edited by - mustang on 10/8/2007 6:30:49 PM

Muskrat - Tell me about it. I avoid those posts (and the forum itself 98% of the time) for that very reason. I don't like to give people relationship advice; it's important that people figure things out for themselves.

Indy - Quiet you! If you are not careful, I'll demand satisfaction from you! *Holds up glove threateningly*

98% of the time, say? looking at your post count there, I'd say 98% of the time\you were posting away like there's no tomorrow. now we know what you really up to on your so-called weekend away - relative's wedding indeed, you were spamming up other forums with your rabbitisms.

@mara: be careful mister apathetic, the flopsey one is only after your 37" flat screen HD T.V..

@Esky:Revenge against me? Ha! The only reason I noticed you on that forum is because I'm also a member of that forum as well. Maybe I should warn them about you, Mr. Bunny Foo-Foo. If Taw was a member of that board, I would've pointed him out as well. So, don't think you're something special Cpt. Floppity Flop. :p

you tell 'im, mee! flippin' treacherous wabbit.... you make sure those vulnerable children know about his foul GB peddling!.

(you wouldn't have bubbled up your Uncle Taw, would you? )

the only other forums that I "contribute" to are BBC HYS and The Register. No "hangin' wid da kids" like the Eskuilourkz does - no wonder he's developed that strange accent and odd turns of phrase.

No way, Taw. You're actually useful to me. I've no use for shadow-dwelling floppy-eared flea infested fur-balls.

now now, mee, flea-infested is a bit harsh. I like to think of our hopping friend as more moth-eaten than flea-infested. besides, the Burrow is inhospitable to fleas and the poor little mites can't survive on all that GB content in his blood.

Taw - Bah! I had to travel for two hours to the wedding, sit around for two hours after the ceremony until the "cocktail party" started, use earplugs due to the loudness of the music, eat sparingly and drink Ginger Ale (not Ginger Beer because they wasn't any), leave at 8pm and take a two-hour drive back home in order to get some sleep before getting up at 6.45am for work the next day. Does that sound like a "tall tale" to you? As for "hanging out with the young'uns", it's not my fault that the posters are all so bloody young. I'm only dipping my paw in water at the moment, due to the reasons that I have already outlined. I am not committed in any way.

Mee - You'll still get yours... As for fleas and moths, I have never had a problem with them; GB acts as a natural defense against such insects, especially when applied liberally to doorways and windows.

Edited by - esquilax on 10/9/2007 4:18:01 PM

Yeah, but the fleas and moths are already IN your hidey-hole, so that kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it?

No, those reports are only rumour and speculation. There are no insects in my place of residence; I see to that. Besides, no-one from this forum has even been close to The Burrow, nor will they and, even if such rumours were correct, what would the moths feast upon in The Burrow, eh? Not much I can tell ye.

"GB acts as a natural defense against such insects,"

Indeed. In these parts, we call it phew-migation.

*Shrugs* It's not my fault that you humans can't appreciate the fine bouquet of a good Ginger Beer. Mmm, ginger...

You see to it that there are no insects in your hole? What do you do, eat them? Do you have anteater DNA spliced with the horse and the rabbit too?! Antesquilax is what we'll call you from now on.