heathen! keep your hands off my tassles! I must not be defiled!

I think I've made my point. Come up with your own mannerisms, you unimaginative philistines!

Og - You don't sound like you are on my side. Anyway, it was due to a lack of GB.

Did that little rabbit just call me a philistine? And all this time I have been on his side of the sand box fight. I might just have to switch my allegence.

Edit - Oh yeah, *Shakes head again*

Edited by - Finalday on 10/19/2007 7:10:38 PM

@FD: If you want I can give you a few pointers, switching sides, or more to the point being on both sides, is my forte.

*snorfles at Esqui's mannerisms*

EDIT: *Tussels Taws tassels* "Heh, tickles!"

Edited by - Druid on 10/20/2007 1:59:34 AM

*sets Esquilax's hair on fire* Look!! A flaming mutant!! HA HA!!!

Final - You are only a philistine (this time), if you stole one or more of my mannerisms. I can remove that label, but you will have to recant your imitation first.

ID - Firstly, it's spelt "snorffle" and secondly, unless you are an esquilax you can't "snorffle"! *Snorffles again*

Mee - That was one of my authorised stunt doubles. Don't worry, he's fine and will be contacting you shortly... Beware!

I wasn't aware that you could afford stunt doubles. What do you do, pay them in carrots and that filthy substance known as ginger beer? I'd rather drink absinthe. I think that's actually better for ya. As for that particular stunt double, he did some talking. It seems that you are experimenting on people to make another rabbit/horse/anteater hybrid. The Global Anti-Rabbit Task Force considers this a cardinal sin, and is not to be tolerated. Whether or not it's true, makes no difference. Chances are, you probably told him that just so you'd get me to react, which goes to show how cold and callous you are. That shall be your undoing, you filthy varmint!

I doubt that he said anything, because he hasn't even left The Burrow's armoury yet! He is still stocking up on various defensive weapons and GB. As for being able to afford stunt doubles, I assure you that the Rabbit-King possesses sufficient legal tender. Of course, I don't need to pay them anyway, because they are honoured to serve the Rabbit-King and, by extension, the people of Esquilaxitavia.

Oh, and what's this "cardinal sin" rubbish? Is the "Task Force" comprised of the belligerent and bigoted religious left now? Wonderful! You can all sit around and discuss Creationism and how it proves that I don't really exist! *Snorffles mockingly and smirks in amusement*

Nah, we're more about intelligent design, but that's beside the point. The point is I've got resources all over the globe, INCLUDING your little "domain." Not everyone in your "happy little burrow" is happy with you. I've had people come to me telling me what a cruel bastard you are and the fact that you refuse to pay people what they deserve, and the horrid living conditions. See, in my compound we at least have computers that are up-to-date. Not to mention big-screen TV's and all the recreation you could ever want. Gambling included, although I get a fair percentage of the winnings. Unlike you, I don't live in squalor.

No recantings here, Rabbit, as I have been using *Shakes Head* for a couple years now. 1600 pieces of spam, truly amazing.

Id, lets colaberate a little bit on stratagy and lay out the war planes, eh?

pah, the Birdman/Wabbit alliance is doomed to failure, because the Great Chimaera is a spelling and grammar nazi and he'll get so annoyed at your bad spelling that he'll stop reading your communiques. Typhon's-DOS based word processor hasn't got a spell checker that can cope with your mastications of the English language.

Mee - I see that Taw's propaganda machine has been very active in your one bedroom apartment, I mean "armoured underground bunker". *Rolls eyes and shakes head sadly* Can't you see past the lies and recognise the truth? No, you are wearing your metaphorical blinders and believe everything the Mullah tells ye. Well, you young'uns are like that; gullible! *Smooths fur and frowns in disapproval*

Taw - That's not true. I'm only obsessive with my own spelling and grammar, however sometimes I do not have time to triple-check my posts. That being said, I occasionally note incorrect spelling in order to mock people, but then everybody does that.

In any case, I am surprised that you can be mocking such things Moolah, when your country's very own Oxford English Dictionary has accepted the American suffix "-ize" as completely legitimate for some time, not just as an acceptable variation. True, "-ize" is closer to the Greek, but "-ise" is traditional! Damn Americans *grumble*. Anyway, the point is that you have more important things to worry about old man .

"-ise" is French.

Is it? I don't remember that. Anyway, the point is that Australian and British English utilises (not the lack of a "z" "-ise" and not "-ize". I tell ye, I don't care if everyone else starts using the latter, in fifty years I will still be using "-ise", and when people complain I'll simply show them one of my dictionaries, possibly the Oxford 1992 edition, and explain that I am still technically correct! Ah yes, something to look forward to .