I am not the mastermind...but thank you for even glancing at that
Esqy is my master and i've pledged myself to his teachings,well....when i come outta lurking that is

The Sig is mighty btw!!!!

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
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Thanks Revany, it's good to see that you are still around... sometimes. That lazy Jaggy hasn't been around much, and I can always use some backup. As for the thread, well, rabbit-abuse is a popular sport around here. *Sniff*

Swiss - Mullah jokes? Alright, I'm listening. How about one of those classic "Taw walks into a bar and..." jests?

AELK - That "error" was intentional. Don't you think that it is a just a tad convenient that it exists in a comment that relates to typing, especially as it remains unaltered after you singled it out? That's not to say that I don't make the odd error or two, but on occasion I try to give Taw and Co. an opportunity to tease me, as they whine and complain without regular handouts . That being said, you probably won't believe me anyway, but I don't mind. *Shrugs*

Edited by - esquilax on 10/3/2007 6:42:15 PM

@Esqui: Nope, I said "shop". He can't go near a bar for a bout a month this time of year.

Or at any other time. let's face it, my going into a bar and doing anything is pretty unlikely (although i do go to milk bars when I'm on holiday)

"Esqy is my master" another innocent victim for the Rabbit's foul propaganda, another young life to be tragically ruined whilst the Hare fulminates from his muddy hole. Take my advice, young away, don't be swayed by this floppy-eared poltroon! look what's happened to ALL the others, they've all fallen in their "master's" service (or their mums' have made them leave their computers and do some chores!)

Edited by - Tawakalna on 10/4/2007 1:15:49 PM

Well credit where it is due; "poltroon". Certainly a gauntlet for the ever so well versed wabbit to stoop over for a while.

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Eskweelacks:

AELK - That "error" was intentional. Don't you think that it is a just a tad convenient that it exists in a comment that relates to typing, especially as it remains unaltered after you singled it out? That's not to say that I don't make the odd error or two, but on occasion I try to give Taw and Co. an opportunity to tease me, as they whine and complain without regular handouts . That being said, you probably won't believe me anyway, but I don't mind. *Shrugs*

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Hahahahahahahahaha!

So... after about two days, you finally understood why your post elicited a giggle and ... not able now to go back and edit your post without crediting her with having gigged you you come up with this rather inelegant prevarication to try to recover your orthopraxic pedantry on the matter of syntax.

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Nice try but ... um .... no carrot.

petard, own, by, hoisted, his; please put these words into a 5-word sentence about Esskuilakks

(nicely done, honorary Comrade Indy - you're still a capitalist bloodsucker though!)

*Shrugs again* Believe what you will. As I said, I doubted that you would believe me in the first place. In any case, if you two are that desperate for insulting material, then you can have my "error" free of charge. Enjoy, and make sure that you use your new weapon wisely .

Swiss - You sir, are a knave and a scoundrel. Don't make me slap you with my glove or, better yet, my sinewy right paw!

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if you two are that desperate for insulting material

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saith the Eskwilurks. Unfortunately for the carrot-consuming cullion, with him around, there's rarely any shortage of material to utilise for his verbal chastisement; mostly originating from his various foibles and character traits.

( I have it! the Eskwiliacks' typing errors are a result of him being "outsourced" - he must still be in the South Seas somewhere, quite possibly the island of Tomtopia which probably explains why he thinks he's the Great Rabbit King of Castle Weehouse. He now earns 4 coconuts a week and cannot pronounce "Woolworths" )

only 5 more posts to go until 1500 - who'll get it, Swiss, Indy, or the subject of it's aagrandisement, the not-particularly elusive but gingery dipsomaniac Eschkwilachs (dry GB? I don't mind if i do, old boy!)




Edited by - Tawakalna on 10/6/2007 11:40:26 AM

@indy: Two Shay.

@Esqui: So kind!

@Taw: Would it be below "Tors" to contrive such an honourable post for his own taking?

Edited by - druid on 10/6/2007 3:30:55 PM

I don't think that's there's anything Tors isn't below doing. there's no limit to that man's depravity.

Dateline: Nanonesia

To the utter shock and dismay of the native population, a vile attempt to usurp their cultural heritage to further the swollen headed aims of the besotted one, Esquilax, GB Chimaera King of Esquilaxitivia, the thousand year old stone carvings on the island of Nanonesia overnight were transformed into hideous pink bunny suited mockeries of their former selves.




Chief Lord John St. James Topsworthy "Swordfish" Banainamarama announced this morning:

"This is an outrage most vile and odious. Nanonesia will not stand idly by and countenance this blasphemy upon our proud heritage of maniacal stone carvings and economic suicide.

"We shall now enter various cereal box top sweepstakes to collect enough coupon credits to purchase a 24 ft. outboard motorboat and launch our retaliatory attack upon the rabbit-god-king's mainland in a nonce or more!

"Vengeance shall be ours!:

Hmmm, Indy, perhaps there is a hidden meaning in the artists portrayal as presented. Take note of the left "wilting" ear. Dreaded droop ear is a common side effect of excessive consumption of GBs distilled using unsanitised water. Perhaps the poor bunny employed to create this particular edifice was attempting to get his message out of the burrow and into the light.

Poor blighters.

the droopy mouth is also characteristic of the eventual depression (and gas) brought on by excessive GB consumption, a vile practice foisted onto the poor little vermin by their master.