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Oh, of course! Rabbits drinking from an "oil oasis"! What else could they be doing in that picture? Eh? I'm waiting?

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Well the conversation went something like this:

Flopsey: "Oh look a big black puddle"
McFlopsey: "Wow"
Flopsey Junior: "Yeh!"
Flopsey: "Dirty water?"
Mrs Flopsey: "Nah!"
Flopsey: "Cola GB?" *sniffs*
Flopsey Junior: "Cool!"
Mrs Flopsey: "Nah!"
Flopsey: "Well then, if it is not water, and it is not GB...it can not really be of any use to anybody can it?"
Mrs Flopsey: "Nah!"
Flopsey Junior: "Awe!"

*they hop off in blissful ignorance*

Meanwhile on the other side of the world...well...the other side of a big empty and useless sand pit called TowelClangerLand

*Bit T rubs hands greedily*

"Yes my fine betoweled bretheren, I tell you of a land where the poor downtrodden masses of rabbits have been oppressed for a thousand years *crowd shakes head in disapproval*, a land where naked rabbits run riot in the squallid sewers *crowd tut-tuts*, where, WHERE...*crowed leans forward in anticipation* they they have not upgraded thier p.c. in nigh on a decade *crowd ways back aghast*. Which of you my honourable TowelClangers will unite to bring the democratic right to vote for me to our poor neighbours?*crowd clamours*

*Bit T mumbles away from microphone*

"And if they happen to be as daft as I expect they won't mind me "cleaning up" those big nasty black puddles of "dirty water" in their back yard too."*Muhawhaws*

indeed, and here is a picture of said event, to prove that it happened.


You can see the glistening blue dome of the Grand Central Pala erm Mosque in the background (i just had it polished)

My speeches to the masses are fun-filled affairs, with hospitality tents (well, hospitals really) camel-rides for the children, backwards camel rides for criminals and anyone I don't like, and free tickets to the nearby football stadium for daily executions. I even provide refreshments out of my own funds, usually roast-rabbit-on-a-stick and fried birdman wings. Unf FD managed to sneak in one time 'cos his beard passed the "if your beard isn't this long, you can't come in" entrance test.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/27/2007 9:01:52 AM

Who me?
Edited by - Finalday on 9/27/2007 9:20:16 AM

I am sure there has to be a joke in there about polishing a blue dome.

FD's beard is more of a full bodied then "yay long" jobbie. In fact, has anybody investigated to make sure that is not a rabbit residing on his chin?

"Tors" - What are you saying? That Tawakalnistan started killing Esquilaxitavians and invading because they wanted our oil? Bah! Not even Tawakalnistan would be so obvious!

AoD - Bah! Rabbits aren't rats, and they are smarter than ye give them credit for.

@Flopsey:

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indeed, and here is a picture of said event, to prove that it happened.

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You think this is sarcasm then?

So can we expect a turn in the tides here? I make an accusation which Taw admits to, supplying nice piccies to prove no less, and the wabbit openly defends him on the lines that such cynicism is beneath even the Mullah? Indeed, one might think this was an olive branch on offer.

Edited by - "Tors" on 9/28/2007 1:30:25 AM

a gnarled, chewed-up olive branch that the bunnies have been using to pick their teeth with, no doubt. there'll be no peace whilst No.1 Tawakalnistan Gardens is still occupied by those mangy hoppers!

I'm not entirely sure what accusations you could level that I'd ever actually admit to, "Tors" - I'm certainly not going to admit that it was actually we who invaded Eskwilurkitikitakitavia for natural resources and not the other way around. Which of course we didn't - we were invited by representatives of the population as liberators to free them from the oppressive regime of the Hare. Liberate them we did, straight into the cookpot! Nothing quite like a bit of free (range) rabbit.

(I can't credit this - is it two years now that this rubbish has been going on? only another 37 posts for Eskwilurx to reach his target of 1500 posts about himself. 2000 for next year, eh?)

rabbits drink oil. and anti-freeze. and bleach. and caustic soda. they're all somewhat less unpleasant than that ginger-extract fermented chemical *brew* that emanates from the Burrow.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/28/2007 3:40:47 AM

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(I can't credit this - is it two years now that this rubbish has been going on? only another 37 posts for Eskwilurx to reach his target of 1500 posts about himself. 2000 for next year, eh?)

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I recall we hit 1,000 in year 1 and now only 1,500 in year 2. Shall we predict 250 for next year using a law of diminishing rebuffs?

Anyway, it can't end, this is where I live. Where would I go?

I could give you a few suggestions, "Tors"

You love me really, you are just afraid to admit it.

Yah big ole softie.

I really don't

Well, "Tors" could always move in with the rabbit. He could inlarge the burrow easily.

but that would be so wrong, in so many, many way.

here in Tawakalnistan we don't approve of such unnatural "matches" - they would be an "Odd Couple" indeed.