Well, a rabbit does have two rear legs and two front paws.

I believe that the term "coined" by my learned colleague was "shambulate" as distinct from "shamble" - it doesn't mean that whatever species you are actually shambles, more a shambolic attempt to perambulate.

the only shambles as such is that miserable excuse for a computer rotting down in your miserable excuse for a burrow.

Here we go again; insultin' me computer. I thought that we were past the point of insultin' each other's PCs. Ah, it seems that I expect too much *sigh*. Oh, and be sure to give "Boromir" my regards. Those new 4MB SIMMs should really boost his performance .

Final - Yes. And? Rabbits don't walk on two paws... as a rule .

how could we ever be past insulting each other's computers? Not that it's much of a competition, mighty Borromir being so much higher up the food chain as it were than pokey ol' Typhon - I've just installed 2gb of Crucial Ballistix 2GB DDR2 PC2-8500C5 1066MHz (Dual Channel) wot I "aquired" from werk <nudge nudge wink wink> and it just flies! Makes a world of difference to F.E.A.R. Extraction Point.

I take it you have those 4mb SIMMS spare now because you've <gasp> upgraded to 8mb FPM

Now then, where's that purchase order for those two 8800GTX's?

<strides off in superior Tawakalnic fashion as opposed to Esquilaxitavian shambulation..>

Bah, a likely story! Anyway, make your jests about the status of the Rabbit-King's upgrade if you will, but be sure; it's coming. I'm simply waiting to see how games such as "Crysis", UT3 and "Bioshock" perform before buying. Besides, DDR3 is coming, Penryn is coming and is the 8900 series. Yes, I can afford to wait, although I *would* like to play NWN2. Stupid game; the damn engine doesn't run well on anything! *Kicks can*

You've been waiting forever as it is, it's a shock to Mustantopian scientists that Crash v3.4 (which still utilises archaic AGP technology) has Typhon whipped and buried despite it's poor performance figures. Just bite the bullet, I know you've got piles of money tucked away in that parentally supplied den of yours.

the Eskwilurx sed:

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make your jests about the status of the Rabbit-King's upgrade if you will, but be sure; it's coming

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deja vu; you've been saying that for at least 4 years now, "I'm just waiting for game XXX <fill in the appropriate blank>" I didn't realise that chronic procrastination was part of lapinary genetic makeup?

I am beginning to wonder if its his lack of funds due to the enormus Ginger Beer Budget needs and the ventilation program for the rabbit burrow.

Nuts, I was hoping that you guys wouldn't point that out *sigh*. I acknowledge the fact that I have been waiting for a year, but Directx 10 was coming, and now that it is here there are other things to wait for such as DDR3 (I'm not waiting until 2012 for solid-sate HDDs though!). At the end of the year, or the beginning of next year I will upgrade, and money is not an obstacle. You'll see, I can only take a 3 FPS framerate in a game like NWN2 (with maximum detail) for so long before I must act!

By the way, I'm still looking for a good name (preferably mythological) for my next PC. Any thoughts? Maybe I could hold a competition and mail the winner a personally signed photograph... Yes. The only problem is, Taw has asked for so many signed photographs that they are not as rare as they once were *sigh*.

Persephone?

Doomsday Machine?

The Tin Foil Terminator?

Ares?

You guys aren't even trying! One would think that you guys didn't want a signed photo!

Ol' Dirty Bastard?