I could. Ladas are for delusional Mullahs, pensioners and naive, first-time car buyers livin' near the Lye!

or even the Lyme, as the Lye is about 50 miles away.

we need reliable transport that will cope with freezing winters and baking heat and an awful lot of rain, and have sufficient traction to cope with muddy, unprepared roads, dusty dirt tracks, yet still carry a DSHK.50 or a home-made mortar or katyusha assempbly as well as several fighters and their goats and wives. Swiss has always been the man for these products and he hasn't let us down yet (well, apart from that time with the ice-cream van but we all agreed to let him off if he gave us a bigger discount in future)

I've posted here so that Nickless can read this if he wants to without having to search the forums. I'm so considerate, ain't I?

Edited by - oghma on 5/9/2007 10:26:17 PM

right, like I would even concider reading 61 hystorical pages of nonsense.

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"Now if I never made one cent
I? ll still be rich as rockefeller
There will be goldust at my feet
On the sunny side of the street"

Bah, you don't know what 'choo missin'! Is good stuff, moit.

Never thought I'd see this nightmare again...

oh come on, i'm not that bad am i?

Got to have some really good diversions for a bad day

@Nick:

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hystorical

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You mean hysterical right?

@FD: One man's diversion is another man's detour.

Oh no...not again!!!!!!!!!!!

LOCK IT!
LOCK IT!

*ps yes i know i'm shouting*

Ah yes I have seen this before, all the symptoms of Kilothreaditus typically found in members of the forum who have spent too much time on the front line. Sorry to say the only known cure is a bout of Limeriks:

There was a young man called darth revan,
Who screamed and cried and went ravin',
"Lock it! Please Lock it!
Someone please lock it!"
But his forum mates kept misbehavin'.




Edited by - druid on 5/22/2007 2:53:22 PM

Not bad ID. I'd reciprocate, but I think I'll save my poetry-related energies until a more interesting topic is introduced. *Considers* Ah, what the hell; I'll try one. It will sound like a limerick, but will it really be one poetically speaking? We will see. Ahem...

A thread on Lancer's once existed,
T'was seen by some as being twisted,
Some concerns were expressed,
And despair not repressed,
But in the end the thread persisted.

There you go kids! Oh, and in answer to my question above, it is .

EDIT: Ehhhhh!!! I still have it!
Edited by - esquilax on 5/22/2007 5:03:12 PM

There once was rabbit in Ozzieland
All day like an ass opining ad nauseum
Guzzlin' beer and gnawing ginger, throwing care to the "winds" of a binger
A Crossed -eyed, -eared and legged harey horse-ium.

That ain't no limerick! Stop trying to foist your crude poetry on us you evil Mull- oh wait, Indy wrote that. Damn. Ahem, in that case I salute your effort, although I can't say that I'm surprised that the Esquilax-bashing is back *sigh*. You're just lucky that I don't show you my evil side and put you in yer place! *Paws* (ha ha) Anyone want to see my evil side? I can show you a picture if you so desire. No? Fair enough. I can wait until your curiosity gets the better of you...