Your offer of automobiles was never set in concrete, it was merely theoretical. No makes, sizes, prices or extras were ever discussed. Without concrete arrangements, how can I see your offer as being a deal?

*sigh*

Oh never mind Mr. High and Mighty, King, né God, né Simpson cartoon myth.

I was merely joking that you do not lapse into exercises of revisionist history. Rather, you engage in seemingly delusional behavior for a more singularly mercenary purpose but ... I cannot be bothered to page through all of these 50 pages of lapin to jog your memory.

My memory is superlative, and I know what you would have me believe Evil One (evil, but less so than Taw). Always twisting the facts ye are, and I refuse to allow you to get away with it! And I am not delusional! When I was made Rabbit-God, my miracles were acknowledged as fact by all, including you and the Mullah. Indeed, I remember your slack-jawed amazement at the eloquence of the then Rabbit-God and his typing skills despite that fact that I, in your eyes, suffered from "lapinary impendiments"! In any case, I have been elected Rabbit-King now, and therefore We have more important things to do than correct your subversive version of history, such administrating Our vassals. *Trots off*

Edited by - esquilax on 12/11/2006 6:23:48 PM

Your face is Rabbit-King! Why don't you go get myxomatosis Ooooooh

@Flopsey: The only time when anything to with one of my deals gets set in concrete is when customers don't pay and it is not the price which we set either.

As for you fall from God to demi-God to self professed prophet to king to democratically elected muppet has been both astounding and entertaining.

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my miracles were acknowledged as fact by all, including you and the Mullah

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Miracles? Let's see ... hmmmmmm.

Oh, right. You turned a feather into pillow stuffing. You blew out a candle and made your burrow dark. You ingested mass volumes of GB without belching.

it is a miracle he can even breath in that rabbit dung-filled Burrow, though!

Actually, the Burrow was cleaned only two days ago. It was dusted, vacuumed and tidied. It will be a much cleaner place now due to certain events that occurred today. No, the Burrow is neither malodorous, dirty or dank. Evil lies they are, from an even more evil Mullah.

Indy - Bah! Save your petty taunts! They cannot pierce my thick mental hide!

Swiss - Why thank you. As long as We entertain the commonfolk, we are fulfilling Our royal responsibilities.

Para - What the hell are you on about? In any case, go back to your... well you don't actually *do* anything, but you can't do nothing while posting here on TLR now, can ye? Clear off!

so you're thick and mental? rather a harsh judgement of yourself, but who am I to argue?

leave Para alone! I know what he's on about. he's referring to the well known fact that no-one likes rabbits, which has been amply demonstrated over and over again on these very forums. well done Para, old chap, keep up the stirling work! never kowtow to these long-eared carrot munching pests!

and it's still Tawakalnistan, and always will be; your efforts to reshape our country into warrens after your own perverse fashion following your foolish Operation Enduring Breeding have clearly failed. Your Provisonal Carrot Authority controls only a few urban centres, and your rabbit troopers are subject to daily attacks by the loyal Tawakalni Resistance forces. Your bunny-boys cower in their burrows high on aged and over-fizzy ginger beer, whilst your squirrel allies and the pitiful contingent of birdmen have proven useless to you in your evil occupation of our pious and sovereign lands. Soon you will flee back to your barren homelands in shame and digrace and Tawakalnistan will be libereated! Your poorly equipped rabbit conscripts cannot keep pace with our advanced heavily-armed Lada-based technicals supplied by Swiss Dru Enterprises and thoughtfully financed by those lovely people at Indycorp Global Synarchy, Inc, on a long-term lease with financial kickbacks.



Edited by - Tawakalna on 12/13/2006 1:11:46 PM

Bah! Your feeble attempts to twist my mental metaphor will not succeed! As for Tools and his dislike of "da bunneez", once again you are mistaken. The anti-Rabbit crowd was equalled by, if not exceeded by the number of pro-Rabbit supporters, as was evidenced by ERF and Co. and the capture of then-Tawakalnistan. And where was Tools during the takeover, eh? Cowering under his bed probably. Shame!

As for Esquilaxistan, it doing well thank you. Most of the Chevalier have pulled out leaving local militia to ensure that everything is going smoothly, and Musty is keeping the place in good condition from the reports that I have read. The people are happy, GB is available to all, schools and Universities have opened, and even women are allowed to study and learn to read as they never were under your reign. Some rebuilding is still being conducted, but some resources seem to have gone missing, and Musty has promised to look into it. Yes, things are going well, and I have seen no evidence of any rebellion. The people are happy to have been freed from your tyranny.

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Yes, things are going well, and I have seen no evidence of any rebellion.

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So sayeth he who has never left the dank depths of his nether home. Indeed he has seen no evidence. Then again, the Rabbit emperor wears no clothes.

and his fur's getting a bit mangy too. lack of sunlight, I reckon. stress, too. must be tewwibly hard being both a deity and a monarch, pronouncing on matters such as whether carrots should be eaten pointy end first or leafy end first. a wheezy old piece of junk like Typhon can't help either, breaking down every few minutes with no technician bunnies on hand to help.

Indy - I have seen live footage from Esquilaxitavian camera crews and of course, I have seen substantial footage from Musty's documentary corps.

As for Typhon , he is rock-solid you lying Mullah! I defy you to find a computer as old as this one that runs as well! Crash-free, virus-free, fragmentation-free... Yes, me olde PC is still going strong! At least *my* computer doesn't crash once a week like Smeagol !

Smeagol doesn't belong to me. I have told his erstwhile owner that if he breaks it, he fixes it. Borromir, Saruman, Farramir and Elrond are my responsibility, and oddly enough they all work just fine, despite Mrs Taw's best attempts to destroy Borromir on a daily basis. Smeagol and Eowyn are not in my purvue.