Lies! The Irish Drunkard *must* have a fridge. Otherwise, he'd be drinking warm beer which is sacrilege (except in England)... or so I hear . Warm beer... surely you don't lack *that* much class Id! Oh, foolish question .
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*Looks over shoulder*
Typical! Just mention the word "conspiracy" and the paranoid burrow dweller pops his head in. Well Mister Wabbit, FYI if you had been paying attention in class you would know that the local bar keep is the one who chills my beer and that I take my whiskey straight. No water, frozen or other wise contaminates that holy spirit.
Take no notice, this, is how they usually act, although it is indeed sacrilege to spoil the Whiskey withy any other substance, it must be savoured pure for best effect, and for the longest orgasm after the first sip has been processed by the tastebuds, so Doc, damn Stwaight