Strangely enough, pirates put ashore to indulge in grog and wenches.
Or are you saying pirates are gay because they banged their cabin boys due to a lack of women??
Well - they did have earings, wear hats and sing alot - and fly flags called the "Jolly Rodger" - so maybe.....maybe.

Oh, Roger? Ah!

ah yes, those famous pirate names...

Master Bates
Seaman Staines
Fat Willie

but I think you'll find it was Tom the Cabin Boy...

EWWWW!!!! 'nough said;

don't EVER mention pirate banging cabin boys again!
(or cabin boy banging pirates) OR i'll through my hand grenade at you! And I know how to use it!!!

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

To take one from Eh Steve,

He's obviously doing it on purpose.

Good grief, he's already at 70 posts!

And yes, tsk tsk, gravedigging is very naughty. Be ashamed of yourself!

Now I need to find a new gravedigging image.

@Eh_Steve - Shes all yours, im making one in photoshop at the current moment for my own personal use.

Matt

I think hes BenJon in disguise.

I would make my own but I'm too lazy.

Lets get this one back to the topic of pirates, if not, it wil get that piece of hardware.

Yarr, we best be gettin' back onto topic before Ol' Man Mike locks us up.

It isn't exactly the topic, but we can list the traits of pirates that make someone a pirate.

(Cont'd from the original post)

11. Unique flags that distinguish them from other more "distinguished" vessels.
12. The original sagging clothing.
13. "There was this pirate who was very successful at fighting off his enemies. One day he was attacked by one ship, and was losing the battle. He turned to his first mate and said 'get me my red shirt!' and they won the battle. The next day he was attacked by five ships. He turned to his first mate and said 'get me my red shirt!' and they won the battle. The next day they were attacked by 15 ships, this time military. His first mate asked him why he didn't use the red shirt. 'I normally use it so that you don't see how wounded I am, and you keep fighting as though I am not. It will not help this time. Get me my brown pants'"

Anybody else with more?

Two words: PEG BOYS!